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dave_the_renegade · 22 February 2013 19:33

I am for the party that worked for the working class Norm.As I have said before I haven’t much faith in any of the modern day politicians,but there is no way that I would vote for tories.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 22 February 2013 23:02

hiya,
Fed up to the back teeth with today’s politicians should I be around at the
next election I will be giving UKIP a good coat of looking at, after all they
can’t make a bigger ■■■■-up than the dopey shower we currently have.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 February 2013 10:44

harry_gill:
hiya,
Fed up to the back teeth with today’s politicians should I be around at the
next election I will be giving UKIP a good coat of looking at, after all they
can’t make a bigger ■■■■-up than the dopey shower we currently have.
thanks harry, long retired.

I agree with you there Harry.I will vote for our current MP,not for his party as he is a Lib/Dem,but for the man.as he gets among his constituents and fights for things.Also the only other with a chance here is the Tory candidate.I would vote for the monster raving loonies before I’d vote for them.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 23 February 2013 16:16

Dave I think old Harry is putting himself up for the monster party, I heard he is whipping up support with his knotted rope. Do you think he might be Prime Minister.

dave_the_renegade · 23 February 2013 16:22

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think old Harry is putting himself up for the monster party, I heard he is whipping up support with his knotted rope. Do you think he might be Prime Minister.

With all the practice Harry has had with the knotted rope Norm,he would make a good chief whip for any party,political or otherwise.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 23 February 2013 18:28

hiya,
There’s someone needed to get amongst the load of J Arthur Rankers who
purport to be “our leaders” and I think it would need more than an old man
with a knotted rope to do the job, Guy Fawkes was getting the right idea
but some daft sods tipped off the powers that be before the job got done.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 February 2013 22:04

To be quite honest Harry,I think the same as yo.This bunch of politicians haven’t got any fire or leadership qualities to get any-one’s attention. Some of the old politicians from the various parties were great orators and spoke with a bit of passion and fire in their bellies.None of these have a personality.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 24 February 2013 21:47

What if we start the “Truckers Party”, I am sure we could win a few votes, we could even form a cabinet out of the experence men we have on these threads. And being we know most of the tricks on expendatures, we could stop these youare henries from fiddling too much, and put truckers cafe in the houses of parliment, we would save enough to fund the pensioners.

dave_the_renegade · 24 February 2013 22:10

You could be prime minister Norm.Harry could be the chancellor of the Exchequer,also plenty of front bench material on here.I wonder who would be the speaker ?Perhaps one of the mods.
Cheers Dave.

kev73 · 25 February 2013 08:49

Surely Carryfast would be perfect as Mr Speaker?

dave_the_renegade · 25 February 2013 10:15

Chris Webb could be Foreign Secretary.He lives in foreign climes.

harry_gill · 25 February 2013 12:17

Dave the Renegade:
You could be prime minister Norm.Harry could be the chancellor of the Exchequer,also plenty of front bench material on here.I wonder who would be the speaker ?Perhaps one of the mods.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, Surely the Rt Hon Chris Webb for C o E he’d have us all wealthy
with homes on th I O M in quick time I’m merely back bench material.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 25 February 2013 12:22

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
You could be prime minister Norm.Harry could be the chancellor of the Exchequer,also plenty of front bench material on here.I wonder who would be the speaker ?Perhaps one of the mods.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, Surely the Rt Hon Chris Webb for C o E he’d have us all wealthy
with homes on th I O M in quick time I’m merely back bench material.
thanks harry, long retired.

We had better have a quick reshuffle then Harry,perhaps Sammyopposite could fill the post being a man of the world.
Cheers Dave.

kev73 · 25 February 2013 12:32

Harry,if you are retired,surely you are ideal for a place in the housof lords??

harry_gill · 25 February 2013 12:36

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
You could be prime minister Norm.Harry could be the chancellor of the Exchequer,also plenty of front bench material on here.I wonder who would be the speaker ?Perhaps one of the mods.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, Surely the Rt Hon Chris Webb for C o E he’d have us all wealthy
with homes on th I O M in quick time I’m merely back bench material.
thanks harry, long retired.

We had better have a quick reshuffle then Harry,perhaps Sammyopposite could fillthe post being a man orf the world.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Could bring the knotted rope with me and help the “whips” when they get busy.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 25 February 2013 15:27

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
You could be prime minister Norm.Harry could be the chancellor of the Exchequer,also plenty of front bench material on here.I wonder who would be the speaker ?Perhaps one of the mods.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, Surely the Rt Hon Chris Webb for C o E he’d have us all wealthy
with homes on th I O M in quick time I’m merely back bench material.
thanks harry, long retired.

We had better have a quick reshuffle then Harry,perhaps Sammyopposite could fill the post being a man of the world.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Could bring the knotted rope with me and help the “whips” when they get busy.
thanks harry, long retired.

You have already been appointed chief whip Harry,due to your experience of using the knotted rope.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 25 February 2013 23:34

Dennis Minstery for Road transport, Ang Head of Stationary supplies, for the lass just can’t seem to get and keep on the roads. Keith for Foreign Office, for he is the only one who gets around.

norman_ingram · 25 February 2013 23:46

Got the perfect job for you Dave, Minster for Welsh Affairs, Larry could be my two car deputy, other better put in for their chosen position, so we can form our own shadow cabinet.

harry_gill · 26 February 2013 12:48

Norman Ingram:
Got the perfect job for you Dave, Minster for Welsh Affairs, Larry could be my two car deputy, other better put in for their chosen position, so we can form our own shadow cabinet.

hiya,
Larry two Jags Eh’, He does have one I know and it’s a picture it’s been
to my house and it certainly put my Toyota Corolla in the shade the one
thing the two jam jars have in common theyr’e both “two pedallers” I’d
do him a swap in the blink of an eye.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 26 February 2013 18:32

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Got the perfect job for you Dave, Minster for Welsh Affairs, Larry could be my two car deputy, other better put in for their chosen position, so we can form our own shadow cabinet.

hiya,
Larry two Jags Eh’, He does have one I know and it’s a picture it’s been
to my house and it certainly put my Toyota Corolla in the shade the one
thing the two jam jars have in common theyr’e both “two pedallers” I’d
do him a swap in the blink of an eye.
thanks harry, long retired.

You will have to Minister without Portfolio Harry,not having a Jag.
Cheers Dave.