Cheers Dave.
Bewick:
IMHO there’s enough talent on this TN site to put on a “box office smash” pantomime next Christmas,absolutely no danger whatsoever,working within the transport (Logistics) industry for many years produces the finest “actors” from which to choose the cast for any number of Productions !! Now who will step forward and be “casting director” ■■
Well you can’t be called Bashful or Dopey Dennis…so who else can you play.
Cheers Dave.
Can I audition for the “Dopey” role, please? It’s typecasting. 
Bashful – Long beard — Brown top, green hat, long eyelashes
Doc – Short beard – Red tunic, brown hat, glasses
Dopey – Beardless – Green tunic, purple hat, big ears =ROF
Grumpy – Long beard – Red tunic, brown hat, scow =l Harry Gill
Happy – Short beard – Brown top, orange headpiece, smile = Norman Upton.
Sleepy – Long beard – Green top, blue hat, heavy eyelids =DTR
Sneezy – Short beard – brown jacket, orange headpiece, red nose
Casting for the others. 
hiya,
I’ve had a word with “my manager”, and she says if I’m not gifted the
part of Grumpy you are not really looking, she states I was born to play
the part and she dresses me accordingly, BAH HUMBUG!!!
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
Well Gents It’s the time that time of year again when we are getting poised to
pen those romantic words to our loved ones, between posting on here tonight I
have been jotting my feelings toward my good lady down on a scrap of paper in
readiness for transfer to the obligatory St Valentine’s card, although a little bit of
ironing out and polishing is still required to the text this is my effort so far.
Darling, ++++++( always be pleasant, here goes)
The time you spend upon your face
It does really make me wonder,
Come on Lass give it up
you can’t mend natures blunder.
I wonder what sort of response it will conjure up can’t wait to see the lovelight
shining from her face on February the 14th, Ah’
thanks harry, long retired.
I reckon that’s a clincher, Harry. Should see you alright for the night of 14th
Harry you want the truth, your dead if you use it!
Valentine cards■■? 
Have you seen how much they cost?
No, no, I paid 7/6d for her (marriage licence) all those years ago, that’ll have to do.
seven and sixpence ! you got a bargain there brian , mine cost twelve and a tanner in 1963 and i still haven’t had my moneys worth . should have lived over the brush and shocked the neighbours , cheers , dave
We live over the brush,but so do several of our neighbours.
Cheers Dave.
it was a lot different in 1963 dave , " shameful , no morals , scarlet woman , blah de blah " . my girlfriend , now my wife spent all her spare time at my flat , but as long as she went home at bedtime it was seen as respectable . some things have got better over the years , cheers , dave
hiya,
“dave” You was a good boy wasn’t you GIRLFRIEND i could pluralize that many many
times I didn’t have my own place but was typified as the true bachelor because I was
known to proceed to my place of employment from a different direction every day.
thanks harry, long retired.
perhaps i should rephrase that harry "my MAIN girlfriend " might be more accurate . if you live near a library it’s a shame not to borrow a few books now and then , cheers , dave
rigsby:
it was a lot different in 1963 dave , " shameful , no morals , scarlet woman , blah de blah " . my girlfriend , now my wife spent all her spare time at my flat , but as long as she went home at bedtime it was seen as respectable . some things have got better over the years , cheers , dave
Yes I remember those days Dave.I can remember in the mid 60’s my then girlfriend being to shy to go to the doctors to ask for the pill .
Cheers Dave.
Pills in the 60’s 
the only ones I knew girls to get, was put between between their knees, if they never drop the pill, 
they certainly never got pregnant, if they did, it was like oppertunity knocks, you had winners & losers. 
Well out playing out with the big boys this week
animal:
Well out playing out with the big boys this week
With a big bender I presume 
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
Well out playing out with the big boys this weekWith a big bender I presume
Yep
animal:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
Well out playing out with the big boys this weekWith a big bender I presume
Yep
Good for you Ang,hope all goes well for you.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
Well out playing out with the big boys this weekWith a big bender I presume
Yep
Good for you Ang,hope all goes well for you.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Pleased for you Ang proper driver Eh’, now does that mean I can
venture back onto the carriageway from the hard shoulder now.
thanks harry, long retired.