Norman Ingram:
So you are telling me Dave, Ang might get me hot under the collar. You should know by now, I am a pretty cool dude! Just because I like to play Ang up and make her feel a young lass again, also keep her on her toes, well she would also feel taller!
Its all to much for me,I need a few Newcastle Browns to unwind.
hiya,
Newky Brown brewed in Tadcaster shouldn’t be allowed, I don’t
drink it now, does it taste the same:?: Oh’ pour me a Macallen pet
Er’ does that mean go away Darling !!!
thanks harry, long retired.
I think Norm needs a trip to the Vet Harry,perhaps he would give him something to calm him down and stop all this frisky behaviour.
Cheers Dave.
norman won’t need a trip to the vet if the colleen finds out what he’s up to , she’ll soon calm him down i reckon .he might need treatment for his ear though if she fetches him a clout , cheers , dave
I think he had better get down the local museum Dave,and borrow a suit of armour before the Colleen latches onto him.
Only trouble is,he might flog it for scrap.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Keep telling you lads, middle east drivers are fearless I have had guns and knives threaten me, wait a minute I could be a little bit madddddd!
Guns and knives Norm.Nothing compared to woman who is riled up.
Dave, My colleen as you call her has had me for over 50 years, she knows what a catch she got, and knows what I am like, she also knows what a good life I have provided for her, she is nobodies fool, she has seen her mates and friends from Ireland break up from drinking and not having enough money feed the children. no such trouble from me.
Norman Ingram:
Dave, My colleen as you call her has had me for over 50 years, she knows what a catch she got, and knows what I am like, she also knows what a good life I have provided for her, she is nobodies fool, she has seen her mates and friends from Ireland break up from drinking and not having enough money feed the children. no such trouble from me.
All that will go out of the window Norm,if she reads your posts on these forums.
hiya,
Norm you will be “cool” if the “good lady” ever catches up with you she’ll
more than likely kill you and when your’e brown bread you are cool to the
point of being stone cold.
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
Norm you will be “cool” if the “good lady” ever catches up with you she’ll
more than likely kill you and when your’e brown bread you are cool to the
point of being stone cold.
thanks harry, long retired.
I reckon its playing all those bowls Harry.Its made the old lad go a bit randy.
Harry And Dave, my wife got her appointment for a hip operation on the 5th April, and she told me she would never manage it with out me. Good old realiable Norman.
Norman Ingram:
Harry And Dave, my wife got her appointment for a hip operation on the 5th April, and she told me she would never manage it with out me. Good old realiable Norman.
hiya,
Some good news Eh’ Norm my mates missus had the same op a little
while back and she says it’s made a big difference to her life she’s
pain free and able to get around without the stick she’s had to use
for the last three years, good luck to your “Good Lady” Norm.
thanks harry, long retired.
Good luck yo your wife Norm.Please assure her that me and Harry will keep a close watch on all roads leading north from Northampton while she is away.
Cheers Dave.
Tell her to ask for an Epidural anaesthesia Norm, I did for my knee job, they gave me the choice, Epidural numbs you from the waist down, no problems, no recovery times as from a general anaesthetic etc, cup of tea and a sandwich when they’d finished. Took em 1hr. 50 mins to do my knee, I was chatting to them all the while, (although with all the hammering and sawing I thought at times he was building a shed). 6 months later it’s been 100% success.
grumpy old man:
Tell her to ask for an Epidural anaesthesia Norm, I did for my knee job, they gave me the choice, Epidural numbs you from the waist down, no problems, no recovery times as from a general anaesthetic etc, cup of tea and a sandwich when they’d finished. Took em 1hr. 50 mins to do my knee, I was chatting to them all the while, (although with all the hammering and sawing I thought at times he was building a shed). 6 months later it’s been 100% success.
Brian the wife had her knee done nearly 5years ago, she sailed through that, was walking on crutches the next morning, she went down town after two weeks on her own, the surgeon was ever so pleased, he said I can do a good job, but if the patient don’t try to keep moving, it is a waste of time, its a joy to see you walking so good!
grumpy old man:
Tell her to ask for an Epidural anaesthesia Norm, I did for my knee job, they gave me the choice, Epidural numbs you from the waist down, no problems, no recovery times as from a general anaesthetic etc, cup of tea and a sandwich when they’d finished. Took em 1hr. 50 mins to do my knee, I was chatting to them all the while, (although with all the hammering and sawing I thought at times he was building a shed). 6 months later it’s been 100% success.
Brian the wife had her knee done nearly 5years ago, she sailed through that, was walking on crutches the next morning, she went down town after two weeks on her own, the surgeon was ever so pleased, he said I can do a good job, but if the patient don’t try to keep moving, it is a waste of time, its a joy to see you walking so good!
My uncle had both his knees done and kept working until he was 83.He had to pack up then because of a slight stroke,but still going strong and will be 87 next week.
Cheers Dave.
grumpy old man:
Tell her to ask for an Epidural anaesthesia Norm, I did for my knee job, they gave me the choice, Epidural numbs you from the waist down, no problems, no recovery times as from a general anaesthetic etc, cup of tea and a sandwich when they’d finished. Took em 1hr. 50 mins to do my knee, I was chatting to them all the while, (although with all the hammering and sawing I thought at times he was building a shed). 6 months later it’s been 100% success.
Brian the wife had her knee done nearly 5years ago, she sailed through that, was walking on crutches the next morning, she went down town after two weeks on her own, the surgeon was ever so pleased, he said I can do a good job, but if the patient don’t try to keep moving, it is a waste of time, its a joy to see you walking so good!
My uncle had both his knees done and kept working until he was 83.He had to pack up then because of a slight stroke,but still going strong and will be 87 next week.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave why don’t you and the family buy him a young thing for his coming
birthday that’ll slow the old fellah’ down and keep him quiet for a day or
two, although the young stuff didn’t slow Charlie Chaplin down very much
now did it he got Oona up the stick when he was a canny age, better
still buy him a bottle of single malt he might invite me down for a tipple.
thanks harry, long retired.
grumpy old man:
Tell her to ask for an Epidural anaesthesia Norm, I did for my knee job, they gave me the choice, Epidural numbs you from the waist down, no problems, no recovery times as from a general anaesthetic etc, cup of tea and a sandwich when they’d finished. Took em 1hr. 50 mins to do my knee, I was chatting to them all the while, (although with all the hammering and sawing I thought at times he was building a shed). 6 months later it’s been 100% success.
Brian the wife had her knee done nearly 5years ago, she sailed through that, was walking on crutches the next morning, she went down town after two weeks on her own, the surgeon was ever so pleased, he said I can do a good job, but if the patient don’t try to keep moving, it is a waste of time, its a joy to see you walking so good!
My uncle had both his knees done and kept working until he was 83.He had to pack up then because of a slight stroke,but still going strong and will be 87 next week.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave why don’t you and the family buy him a young thing for his coming
birthday that’ll slow the old fellah’ down and keep him quiet for a day or
two, although the young stuff didn’t slow Charlie Chaplin down very much
now did it he got Oona up the stick when he was a canny age, better
still buy him a bottle of single malt he might invite me down for a tipple.
thanks harry, long retired.
He wouldn’t be interested Harry,after his wife died he kept working and watching sport-football,cricket anything on sky sports.He played football until he was 40 for a local team.He’s happy with his lot.He was a Bevin boy during the war,so like yourself he knows what mining is like.
Cheers Dave.
Forget the young things, he’d be far better off with a decent bottle, leave the young things to the young bucks, they think they invented the job. Get him a bottle.
