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[lawrence_dunbar]

But there agen Im might have been wrong in my discription of Trick or Treat, apart from dodgey clearance houses, What about our current Polititians, Oh dear where will it all end, ■■■■ up no doubt, But we can all live in hope I suppose, Regards Larry.

[grumpy_old_man]

Dave the Renegade:

windrush:
I might just drink it Larry now that the cold weather is approaching rapidly, my neice usually gives me a bottle for either my birthday or christmas (only 4 days apart) but it will not be a single malt, just Sainsburys finest, so I will line it up with the rest! Having said that, we have a cabinet by this computer full of miniatures that have been untouched for at least thirty years plus a couple of full size Bells in the bell shaped Wade bottles so I could practice on those I guess? If I am not logged in for a week or two then you will know why!

Dave they will get nowt here as I wont open the door at night, miserable old sod aint I?

Pete.

Trick or treat merchants that come here get a shock Pete**.Not wishing to sound a killjoy.I don’t believe in it.**They get a fright if they come down my drive.
Cheers Dave.

It’s an American tradition and they can stuff it. I’m not allowed to go to the door on trick or treat night after the unfortunate incident a couple of years ago when I terrified a flock of youngsters, It’s begging and the sad part is that parents ENCOURAGE their children to do it, they are usually standing at the gate watching. They are, IMO, prostituting their children.
Sorry, rant over.
As for malts…Islays are the best. I’m well in to a very nice bottle of Ardbeg. Oh yes.

[dave_the_renegade]

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:

windrush:
I might just drink it Larry now that the cold weather is approaching rapidly, my neice usually gives me a bottle for either my birthday or christmas (only 4 days apart) but it will not be a single malt, just Sainsburys finest, so I will line it up with the rest! Having said that, we have a cabinet by this computer full of miniatures that have been untouched for at least thirty years plus a couple of full size Bells in the bell shaped Wade bottles so I could practice on those I guess? If I am not logged in for a week or two then you will know why!

Dave they will get nowt here as I wont open the door at night, miserable old sod aint I?

Pete.

Trick or treat merchants that come here get a shock Pete**.Not wishing to sound a killjoy.I don’t believe in it.**They get a fright if they come down my drive.
Cheers Dave.

It’s an American tradition and they can stuff it. I’m not allowed to go to the door on trick or treat night after the unfortunate incident a couple of years ago when I terrified a flock of youngsters, It’s begging and the sad part is that parents ENCOURAGE their children to do it, they are usually standing at the gate watching. They are, IMO, prostituting their children.
Sorry, rant over.
As for malts…Islays are the best. I’m well in to a very nice bottle of Ardbeg. Oh yes.

If I had my way I would ban Christmas as well,the most boring time of year,lasts a bloody fortnight.
Bah humbug.
Cheers Dave.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:

windrush:
I might just drink it Larry now that the cold weather is approaching rapidly, my neice usually gives me a bottle for either my birthday or christmas (only 4 days apart) but it will not be a single malt, just Sainsburys finest, so I will line it up with the rest! Having said that, we have a cabinet by this computer full of miniatures that have been untouched for at least thirty years plus a couple of full size Bells in the bell shaped Wade bottles so I could practice on those I guess? If I am not logged in for a week or two then you will know why!

Dave they will get nowt here as I wont open the door at night, miserable old sod aint I?

Pete.

Trick or treat merchants that come here get a shock Pete**.Not wishing to sound a killjoy.I don’t believe in it.**They get a fright if they come down my drive.
Cheers Dave.

It’s an American tradition and they can stuff it. I’m not allowed to go to the door on trick or treat night after the unfortunate incident a couple of years ago when I terrified a flock of youngsters, It’s begging and the sad part is that parents ENCOURAGE their children to do it, they are usually standing at the gate watching. They are, IMO, prostituting their children.
Sorry, rant over.
As for malts…Islays are the best. I’m well in to a very nice bottle of Ardbeg. Oh yes.

If I had my way I would ban Christmas as well,the most boring time of year,lasts a bloody fortnight.
Bah humbug.
Cheers Dave.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I like to see the New Year in but as far as the rest go bah’ humbug as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

What a load of miserable old scrooges we have have on this thread today, it is a sign we are getting towards panto season. When we were kids we didn’t have Tv’s, phones, central heating, which we have now. And if you watched E.T. and several other films you would see american children dressing up and enjoying themselves, so it’s only a matter of time before English children want it as well. I for one alway have a jar of sweets, to give to them if they trick or treat. We have had the egg treatment, but we informed the parents and it was sorted. But I still remember when I was a kid, and we made a guy and pushed a cart around with it on and a notice asking for a penny for the guy, and it made our day to get the tin can that hung on his neck full of coins. I have always said I was Peter Pan of the lorry drivers, a kid at heart! Also if thats what malt whisky make you become, a grumpy old men, I will never let it touch my lips or throats.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
What a load of miserable old scrooges we have have on this thread today, it is a sign we are getting towards panto season. When we were kids we didn’t have Tv’s, phones, central heating, which we have now. And if you watched E.T. and several other films you would see american children dressing up and enjoying themselves, so it’s only a matter of time before English children want it as well. I for one alway have a jar of sweets, to give to them if they trick or treat. We have had the egg treatment, but we informed the parents and it was sorted. But I still remember when I was a kid, and we made a guy and pushed a cart around with it on and a notice asking for a penny for the guy, and it made our day to get the tin can that hung on his neck full of coins. I have always said I was Peter Pan of the lorry drivers, a kid at heart! Also if thats what malt whisky make you become, a grumpy old men, I will never let it touch my lips or throats.

I have never tasted whisky Norm,but still don’t like Halloween or Christmas Never had a TV or central heating or a telephone either.We didn’t have electricity until I was 6 years old. It was to dark for any trick or treaters.Our nearest neighbours lived a mile away. Hard we had it hard. Oh dear I will have to stop before I start crying.
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

it’s all falling on deaf ears norman , the whiskey drinking fraternity will be well oiled at the get together by now i should think , we shall get no sense out of them before tomorrow (if then ) cheers , dave

[windrush]

rigsby:
it’s all falling on deaf ears norman , the whiskey drinking fraternity will be well oiled at the get together by now i should think , we shall get no sense out of them before tomorrow (if then ) cheers , dave

Well we didn’t get any sense from them before Dave, only NONsense, so what we never had we wont miss!

Pete.

[dave_the_renegade]

Where have all the cowboys gone.

[animal]

Sorry to say but I dont like al this trick/treat stuff when they gonna give me a treat always did hate christmas but this year slightly different as I will be on my own

Still dont have a tv or central heating that is what the candles are for keeping me warm

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:
Sorry to say but I dont like al this trick/treat stuff when they gonna give me a treat always did hate christmas but this year slightly different as I will be on my own

Still dont have a tv or central heating that is what the candles are for keeping me warm

I thought you was at the party A candle gives out a lot of heat,especially if it sets the curtains alight.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Sorry to say but I dont like al this trick/treat stuff when they gonna give me a treat always did hate christmas but this year slightly different as I will be on my own

Still dont have a tv or central heating that is what the candles are for keeping me warm

I thought you was at the party A candle gives out a lot of heat,especially if it sets the curtains alight.
Cheers Dave.

I was but home now & yep there is photographic evidence

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Sorry to say but I dont like al this trick/treat stuff when they gonna give me a treat always did hate christmas but this year slightly different as I will be on my own

Still dont have a tv or central heating that is what the candles are for keeping me warm

I thought you was at the party A candle gives out a lot of heat,especially if it sets the curtains alight.
Cheers Dave.

I was but home now & yep there is photographic evidence

I’m sure you will be looking tasty as usual Ang.Will look forward to seeing the pics.
Cheers Dave.

[windrush]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Sorry to say but I dont like al this trick/treat stuff when they gonna give me a treat always did hate christmas but this year slightly different as I will be on my own

Still dont have a tv or central heating that is what the candles are for keeping me warm

I thought you was at the party A candle gives out a lot of heat,especially if it sets the curtains alight.
Cheers Dave.

I was but home now & yep there is photographic evidence

I’m sure you will be looking tasty as usual Ang.Will look forward to seeing the pics.
Cheers Dave.

They may not pass the forum censor Dave, those North East lads and lassies are not quiet and reserved like you and me thee knows!

Pete.

[simon]

windrush:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Sorry to say but I dont like al this trick/treat stuff when they gonna give me a treat always did hate christmas but this year slightly different as I will be on my own

Still dont have a tv or central heating that is what the candles are for keeping me warm

I thought you was at the party A candle gives out a lot of heat,especially if it sets the curtains alight.
Cheers Dave.

I was but home now & yep there is photographic evidence

I’m sure you will be looking tasty as usual Ang.Will look forward to seeing the pics.
Cheers Dave.

They may not pass the forum censor Dave, those North East lads and lassies are not quiet and reserved like you and me thee knows!

Pete.

That’s not a problem.
I’ll make sure they get past the censor

[animal]

Now how much can I bribe Simon

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:
Now how much can I bribe Simon

Repeat after me Ang " I must not bribe the moderator " .

[kevmac47]

Here’s a shot taken specially, eat your heart out Norman.

[harry_gill]

kevmac47:
Here’s a shot taken specially, eat your heart out Norman. 0

hiya.
Now there’s a face I recognise Hello Larry.
thanks harry long retired.

[bewick]

kevmac47:
Here’s a shot taken specially, eat your heart out Norman. 0

DANGER, WARNING to all Females,Lecherous Git at work !!! Oh! and that looks like the young Lady’s minder in the leather jacket !!! Anon 1.