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rigsby:
do you feel a nice warm glow ange , knowing that you are making an old man happy ?

Definitely :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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rigsby:
do you feel a nice warm glow ange , knowing that you are making an old man happy ?

Definitely :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Looks as if you are out of puff and embarrassed Ang. :wink: :laughing:

Harry I have been drooling & dribbling since I was a baby, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang maybe I’m reaching my second childhood, that I.m droolin over you! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: And of course Demi Moore, she lost a lot of weight when her young lover split up with her. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: But I am sure I could put a smile on her face and weight on her bones. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So you old fellows out there, remember! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A drool a day, keeps old age at bay. :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have been drooling & dribbling since I was a baby, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang maybe I’m reaching my second childhood, that I.m droolin over you! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: And of course Demi Moore, she lost a lot of weight when her young lover split up with her. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: But I am sure I could put a smile on her face and weight on her bones. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So you old fellows out there, remember! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A drool a day, keeps old age at bay. :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Some people with drooling problems are at increased risk of inhaling saliva, food, or fluids into the lungs. However, this is unlikely to cause harm, unless the body’s normal reflex mechanisms (such as gagging and coughing) are also impaired. :wink: :laughing:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have been drooling & dribbling since I was a baby, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang maybe I’m reaching my second childhood, that I.m droolin over you! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: And of course Demi Moore, she lost a lot of weight when her young lover split up with her. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: But I am sure I could put a smile on her face and weight on her bones. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So you old fellows out there, remember! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A drool a day, keeps old age at bay. :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Some people with drooling problems are at increased risk of inhaling saliva, food, or fluids into the lungs. However, this is unlikely to cause harm, unless the body’s normal reflex mechanisms (such as gagging and coughing) are also impaired. :wink: :laughing:

Not me Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: cough, cough, wheeze, wheeze, Ang I need the kiss of life! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have been drooling & dribbling since I was a baby, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang maybe I’m reaching my second childhood, that I.m droolin over you! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: And of course Demi Moore, she lost a lot of weight when her young lover split up with her. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: But I am sure I could put a smile on her face and weight on her bones. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So you old fellows out there, remember! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A drool a day, keeps old age at bay. :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Some people with drooling problems are at increased risk of inhaling saliva, food, or fluids into the lungs. However, this is unlikely to cause harm, unless the body’s normal reflex mechanisms (such as gagging and coughing) are also impaired. :wink: :laughing:

Not me Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: cough, cough, wheeze, wheeze, Ang I need the kiss of life! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

What you need Norm is a big sink plunger,get all the drool of your chest,just like a big fat girl pulling on tour lips. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have been drooling & dribbling since I was a baby, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang maybe I’m reaching my second childhood, that I.m droolin over you! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: And of course Demi Moore, she lost a lot of weight when her young lover split up with her. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: But I am sure I could put a smile on her face and weight on her bones. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So you old fellows out there, remember! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A drool a day, keeps old age at bay. :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Some people with drooling problems are at increased risk of inhaling saliva, food, or fluids into the lungs. However, this is unlikely to cause harm, unless the body’s normal reflex mechanisms (such as gagging and coughing) are also impaired. :wink: :laughing:

Not me Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: cough, cough, wheeze, wheeze, Ang I need the kiss of life! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

What you need Norm is a big sink plunger,get all the drool of your chest,just like a big fat girl pulling on tour lips. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, lets cut the plunger bit out of the equasion just bring on the big fat girl
I’ll take it from there, I always try to cut the middle man out and save money.
PS If you can only get hold of a little skinny bird she’ll do, I’m not picky. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have been drooling & dribbling since I was a baby, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang maybe I’m reaching my second childhood, that I.m droolin over you! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: And of course Demi Moore, she lost a lot of weight when her young lover split up with her. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: But I am sure I could put a smile on her face and weight on her bones. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So you old fellows out there, remember! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A drool a day, keeps old age at bay. :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Some people with drooling problems are at increased risk of inhaling saliva, food, or fluids into the lungs. However, this is unlikely to cause harm, unless the body’s normal reflex mechanisms (such as gagging and coughing) are also impaired. :wink: :laughing:

Not me Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: cough, cough, wheeze, wheeze, Ang I need the kiss of life! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

What you need Norm is a big sink plunger,get all the drool of your chest,just like a big fat girl pulling on tour lips. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, lets cut the plunger bit out of the equasion just bring on the big fat girl
I’ll take it from there, I always try to cut the middle man out and save money.
PS If you can only get hold of a little skinny bird she’ll do, I’m not picky. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I’ll have a look in the exchange & mart Harry,used to be able to get most things from there. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Just had a thick ear from the “old lady” she was reading a magazine
article about people having ■■■ in the street with an inanimate object
seemingly one guy was trying it on with an old settee and another guy
was doing the same with a rolled up discarded mattress, quick as a
flash I asked her if her and I was caught doing the same would it be
construed as me doing it with “an old boiler” hence the thick ear, she
just doesn’t appreciate my sense of humour, or lack of it. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Just had a thick ear from the “old lady” she was reading a magazine
article about people having ■■■ in the street with an inanimate object
seemingly one guy was trying it on with an old settee and another guy
was doing the same with a rolled up discarded mattress, quick as a
flash I asked her if her and I was caught doing the same would it be
construed as me doing it with “an old boiler” hence the thick ear, she
just doesn’t appreciate my sense of humour, or lack of it. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

You like to live dangerously Harry,brave man. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Harry I don’t think your wife minded you calling her a boiler, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but it was you trying to give her a yearly service! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I don’t think your wife minded you calling her a boiler, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but it was you trying to give her a yearly service! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Do you reckon he was trying to get her ignited or excited Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Personally, I think he was trying the friction method to warm her up, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: she got overheated , and boiled up, and the pressure got too much for her, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: so she clock him one on the ear. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Personally, I think he was trying the friction method to warm her up, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: she got overheated , and boiled up, and the pressure got too much for her, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: so she clock him one on the ear. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry did a bit of plumbing so I believe Norm,perhaps he got his blowlamp out and frightened her. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Personally, I think he was trying the friction method to warm her up, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: she got overheated , and boiled up, and the pressure got too much for her, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: so she clock him one on the ear. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry did a bit of plumbing so I believe Norm,perhaps he got his blowlamp out and frightened her. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Blowlamp and all the rest of the plumbing tools including pipe benders
in the skip along with loads of mechanics tools did keep a hammer and
a couple of screwdrivers just in case the toilet seat falls off.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you must be getting soft in you senior years, ■■?, throwing owl gear oot, whots ■■■ over ya man, us owl whiskey drinking drivers never chuck anytyhing over our shoulders now do we ? pull yasell tigither & gan & get them back, I worried aboot yiman ya becoming TEETOTAL R U, Regards Larry.PS, Im drinking to your good health this very moment with a large Isle of Islay 12 YEAR OLD, Regards Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry you must be getting soft in you senior years, ■■?, throwing owl gear oot, whots ■■■ over ya man, us owl whiskey drinking drivers never chuck anytyhing over our shoulders now do we ? pull yasell tigither & gan & get them back, I worried aboot yiman ya becoming TEETOTAL R U, Regards Larry.PS, Im drinking to your good health this very moment with a large Isle of Islay 12 YEAR OLD, Regards Larry.

Hiya,
Larry just drinking a drop of Bells tonight in hot lemonade, a bit out of sorts
today, had the flu’ jab on Tuesday and what with the chemotherapy sapping
my immune system it’s knocked me for six, why the Bells ■■ I hear you ask it’s
just I don’t like to waste the good stuff for medicinal purposes and us “single
malters” don’t believe in diluting the good stuff with lemonade, sacrilage eh’
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry I agree with you one dosent waste good Malts one savours them as Im sure you will agree, Anyway even putting BELLS Into lemonade would just spoil the Lemonade, But of course if you a Fluey I suppose the BELLEM Might just work & make you feel a bloody lot better, Regards Larry. PS, Get well soon .

My Old blacksmith Pal say’s there’s only one thing you put into a dram of Scotch,and thats another dram !! Cheers Dennis.

Dennis how about multiples of Eh, Im sitiing here enjoying my Malt, a cure for everything in my book, Regards Larry