Should of used gaffer tape. Would of saved you looking like a lunatic!
the maoster:
Hey ho, as the late Switchlogic would say “Onward”.
The late switch logic? Have I missed a topic??
the maoster:
I back onto the bay at Farmfoods at Birchwood, hand my keys in and go sit in the canteen. I’d only been sat for 5 minutes when the tannoy announces “driver on bay 12 to the office”, so I’m thinking “Jesus, these boys are really on fire today”. WRONG!!!As I’m halfway to the office a manager stops me and asks if I’m the driver on bay 12? I confirmed I was and he then informed me that another Lorry had reversed into me and tried to pull away out of the yard but had been spotted and stopped at the gate. So I can see the other lorry sat there with his Southern Irish plates and knew straight away that he’d speak next to no English. Anyway after swapping details, taking photographs etc I decided that my offside cab corner wind deflector could actually be secured by me and my handy tube of superglue. Bad idea!
The lid was sealed shut so I decided to bite the bottom of the tube off. A quick tip here; if anyone else is tempted to do this it is vitally important not to be squeezing the tube as you bite it! I got a good half a tube over my lips and teeth and stood there trying to keep my lips apart and off my teeth whilst keeping my teeth apart, so I’m stood there grinning like a full on lunatic making strange noises when I noticed my new Hungarian/Irish best friend and a few of the managers giving me the worlds widest berth! One told me later that he thought I was going into some sort of weird frenzy building myself up to attack the other driver.
Oh the trials and tribulations of a distribution technician eh?
Don’t know you personally mate but you made me laugh so much all I could imagine was an episode of Wallace & Gromit and that cheesy plasticine grin! Ta!
robroy:
That was really funny mate, although maybe not for you.
I thought it was only me that sort of [zb] happened to
Hope your gob is ok now.Edit; posted twice, fingers like [zb] sausages
Why Rob - have you glued your fingers together ■■
Cruise Control:
the maoster:
Hey ho, as the late Switchlogic would say “Onward”.The late switch logic? Have I missed a topic??
Anyone not still driving is dead to us.
Do you need an adr to carry super glue?
happysack:
Do you need an adr to carry super glue?
Limited Quantity, they can’t let Moaster have an IBC full of Glue, he’d bath in it !
Good job you weren’t busting for a ■■■■ 
well it was like this nurse