the maoster:
OVLOV JAY:
Driver abuseThat’s just what our fitters claimed. My counter was that it was fine when I picked it up and did my walk around, it was fine when I took it to the garage to get a marker light replaced and it was fine when I sealed it at our gatehouse and walked back up the nearside. In the dark and on wet roads generating spray I failed to notice it. All’s well that ends well though as I’m home and half a crate in now
Only half ■■?your slacking man 
waddy640:
the maoster:
Job and knock, 10 hours guaranteed for what should be two hours work and then this…Why do you think Father Christmas still uses a sleigh?
Dunno about “sleigh” - but it does look like someone, probably “Fate” has well and truly ■■■ in your stocking this year.
Having a christmas blowout… you’re doing it wrong.
I do get tyred of these puns!
His expectations of an early finish where deflated
Q: What did the maoster say to the tyre on his trailer?
A: “You’ve not only let yourself down, but you’ve let me down too!”
the maoster:
Job and knock, 10 hours guaranteed for what should be two hours work and then this…
I do hope I don’t get this happen tomorrow [emoji45]
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ezydriver:
Q: What did the maoster say to the tyre on his trailer?A: “You’ve not only let yourself down, but you’ve let me down too!”
