Wheel Nut:
Everyone gets more than enough exercise on TruckNet UK. Jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, pushing their luck, running down the boss & workmates, knifing friends in the back and dodging the issue.
Blunder Man:
If it came to shagging Posh Becks or Nigella Lawson I know who I want.
Now that could be a whole new thread of its own 