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UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS OLD TIME LORRIES, COMPANIES AND DRIVERS (INTERACT
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Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Look lads I want to know, because if I take a turn for the worst, I may be buried at sea, a nd I have already paid for my plot of land, so Chris tell these muffin’s you have been pulling their legs, or several of them might kick the bucket with shock. If you have won, don’t be a berk like those who won 11 million and gave it away to good causes, unless you give it to " Old Red & Rust Drivers", Whisky tasting pensioners, Old age gambling retired drivers, just don’t waste it. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Tried to donate my body for medical science, but no joy they could’nt accept it, they reckoned that my innards are so well preserved with the single malt it would cost too much money standing the students around until my liver passed away and caught up with the rest of my bits, so i’ve instructed my old lady to fold me in half like you would a jacknife before rigor mortis sets in and bung me in the wheelie bin.
thanks harry long retired.

Well Harry,after I’m cremated our lass is going to put me in an egg timer and stand it on top of television just so she can watch me carry on working… :smiley:

I am going to the local foxhounds,cut out the middleman I say. :wink:

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Hi boys
I’m with Norm, got my plot paid for, like the thought of knowing where i’m going to be :imp: :imp: :smiley: :smiley: Chris don’t like it to hot so no burning for me plus I hate eggs. :smiley: :smiley: BTW I’m a bit concerned about the number of life boats on that ship can we pre book one just incase ?

Regards Keith.

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dessert driver:
Hi boys
I’m with Norm, got my plot paid for, like the thought of knowing where i’m going to be :imp: :imp: :smiley: :smiley: Chris don’t like it to hot so no burning for me plus I hate eggs. :smiley: :smiley: BTW I’m a bit concerned about the number of life boats on that ship can we pre book one just incase ?

Regards Keith.

hiya,
Well Keith i’m determined to be sent to the crem it’ll be my way of getting back at the buggers who declared our area a smokeless zone and made me take my multi fuel burner out, it cost nowt to run and now i’m paying a fortune for gas and if i croak near November the 5th it can be done on the cheap just put my best suit on and whiz me on the bonfire, when i’m dressed in my Sunday best i still look like a scarecrow so they’ll think it’s a Guy Fawkes replica being added to the flames.
thanks harry long retired.

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Hi boys
Well Harry, It’s the likes of you that are contributing to that O zone thingey.and depriving all those little animals of a good feed. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Regards Keith.

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you might have to do an elf and safety assessment harry , what with all that single malt in your system , the crem might explode , dave

3106

hiya,
To you Keith “maggots”
And to you Dave, I’m going to fool them i’ll drink nowt but water the week before i croak.
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

dessert driver:
Hi boys
I’m with Norm, got my plot paid for, like the thought of knowing where i’m going to be :imp: :imp: :smiley: :smiley: Chris don’t like it to hot so no burning for me plus I hate eggs. :smiley: :smiley: BTW I’m a bit concerned about the number of life boats on that ship can we pre book one just incase ?

Regards Keith.

hiya,
Well Keith i’m determined to be sent to the crem it’ll be my way of getting back at the buggers who declared our area a smokeless zone and made me take my multi fuel burner out, it cost nowt to run and now i’m paying a fortune for gas and if i croak near November the 5th it can be done on the cheap just put my best suit on and whiz me on the bonfire, when i’m dressed in my Sunday best i still look like a scarecrow so they’ll think it’s a Guy Fawkes replica being added to the flames.
thanks harry long retired.

The bonfire would still be burning fiercly a week later “H” if they threw you on !!! Dennis.

3108

a bit off topic dennis , but nestle want to move their buxton water operation out of the town centre . they have applied to build a bigger , state of the art bottling/distribution centre near lomas distribution . i wonder if your favourite LOGISTICS outfit will take a sudden interest …watch this space cheers dave

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Dave, will they have to get a bigger pump and a longer pipe, if they are moving farther from the source of the spring or are they filling the bottles with any water? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Chris if you are going in a egg timer, will your wife keep singing " Only four minutes more", only four minutes more, only four minutes more of your charm. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: no Chris it is more likely to be! " So long it’s been good to know you" :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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hi norman , they will need a long pipe , it is a good 2 miles from their present location , maybe they should rename it waterswallows water as that is where the new plant will be .

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Dennis are you tell us that Harry is well tanked up, or he is a redhot type of a fellow, or you think he would make the perfect kind of “GUY”. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Harry we have been talking about you, and you have cleared off again, where oh where have you gone. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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hiya,
Norman talking about ME = talking sense.
thanks harry long retired.

3114

Sent out invites to join me on Skype,friends in Poland, USA, IOM, Durham, I even tested my laptop equipment, by recording a message with me on camera, and playing my voice back, and they told me it was working ok. I am just waiting to do it with another Skype member, and it is free. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Norman Ingram:
Sent out invites to join me on Skype,friends in Poland, USA, IOM, Durham, I even tested my laptop equipment, by recording a message with me on camera, and playing my voice back, and they told me it was working ok. I am just waiting to do it with another Skype member, and it is free. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Hi Norman you can try “Johnnie112” on skype I use it quite often to Italy and Australia
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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Harry & Chris just had a lovely chat for 13 minutes with Sammypiste our Johnnie, he said he has been trying to get you on Skype, so you two retrobates get your finger out, specially Chris and come and join Johnnie & me, and sorry Dave you too and our Keith, come on lads you are ex- truckers you can do anything if you try. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Harry & Chris just had a lovely chat for 13 minutes with Sammypiste our Johnnie, he said he has been trying to get you on Skype, so you two retrobates get your finger out, specially Chris and come and join Johnnie & me, and sorry Dave you too and our Keith, come on lads you are ex- truckers you can do anything if you try. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Sorry Norm but WTF is Skype??
Is it free,that would be a start,I’m pink lint at the moment,in fact I was going to ask you for a sub. :laughing:

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Chris Webb:

Norman Ingram:
Harry & Chris just had a lovely chat for 13 minutes with Sammypiste our Johnnie, he said he has been trying to get you on Skype, so you two retrobates get your finger out, specially Chris and come and join Johnnie & me, and sorry Dave you too and our Keith, come on lads you are ex- truckers you can do anything if you try. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Sorry Norm but WTF is Skype??
Is it free,that would be a start,I’m pink lint at the moment,in fact I was going to ask you for a sub. :laughing:

hiya,
Well lads this notebook thingy of mine has got a built in camera but i can’t for the life in me think why anybody with a full set of marbles want’s to look at my face whilst having a chat, modern technology maybe but i don’t even look in the mirror don’t like to push my luck, the truth is i have’nt got a clue how the thing works i can fiddle about and see myself, but i frighten myself, so i leave well alone.
thanks harry long retired.

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Harry I had a full frontal of you, you are easy on the eye, so no excuse and join up with us. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: , Chris, you want a sub, sorry mate I was in the army not the navy. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .sent you a pm.

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Norman Ingram:
Harry I had a full frontal of you, you are easy on the eye, so no excuse and join up with us. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: , Chris, you want a sub, sorry mate I was in the army not the navy. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .sent you a pm.

hiya,
Hells flames Norm please rephrase the above statement you make me sound like a fully fledged flasher.
thanks harry long retired.