tango boy:
Wiping ya arse
Contraflow:
Thruxton:
What are the top ten things you need when doing nights out and staying in the truck?Why donât you do a night out without anything and then whilst youâre sat there cold, bored, dirty and hungry, make a list of all the things you wish you had.
A pen and a piece of paper 
Food, water, and bedding. Its no fun being cold, hungry and thirsty.
Robertthegreat:
A [zb] brain transplant if you canât think of what you need. And a smack round the head for being a dumb [zb]
I second that mate about time somebody told it like it was, how do these people get out of the yard in a morning and whats worse is that some folk give answers to em â â â â me. 
BIG AW:
Robertthegreat:
A [zb] brain transplant if you canât think of what you need. And a smack round the head for being a dumb [zb]I second that mate about time somebody told it like it was, how do these people get out of the yard in a morning and whats worse is that some folk give answers to em [zb] me.
Yep,im off on a stag doo to blackpool in a few week its only a room ,no breakfast,im gunna ring round the lads and ask what are the top ten things i need to take 
i wonder what response im gunna get
seth 70:
BIG AW:
Robertthegreat:
A [zb] brain transplant if you canât think of what you need. And a smack round the head for being a dumb [zb]I second that mate about time somebody told it like it was, how do these people get out of the yard in a morning and whats worse is that some folk give answers to em [zb] me.
Yep,im off on a stag doo to blackpool in a few week its only a room ,no breakfast,im gunna ring round the lads and ask what are the top ten things i need to take
#1âŚyour wille⌠
BIG AW:
Robertthegreat:
A [zb] brain transplant if you canât think of what you need. And a smack round the head for being a dumb [zb]I second that mate about time somebody told it like it was, how do these people get out of the yard in a morning and whats worse is that some folk give answers to em [zb] me.
+2âŚwords would fail you at the banal questions the modern professional now askâŚand how bored can you be to be answering them??..they have to be taking the mickey
seth 70:
BIG AW:
Robertthegreat:
A [zb] brain transplant if you canât think of what you need. And a smack round the head for being a dumb [zb]I second that mate about time somebody told it like it was, how do these people get out of the yard in a morning and whats worse is that some folk give answers to em [zb] me.
Yep,im off on a stag doo to blackpool in a few week its only a room ,no breakfast,im gunna ring round the lads and ask what are the top ten things i need to take
Blackpool survival kitâŚafter dark.
- Knife.
- Gun. (If knife doesnât work)
Thatâs about it.
Relax everyone,the op is new to nights outâŚand is enthusiastic about the next chapter of his life.
Large tea tray for keeping crumbs etc at bay,whilst preparing food.
Bottle opener.
Hth
Hint
I should know better but I had a very long day and was pooped, so parked in a layby with an island on the A66 on an uphill but using the old (rigid) trick of leveling out with back wheels on the kerb 
So watches my dvd with head phones in, then nods off, only to find every night trunking V8 scania screaming itâs nuts off trying to get up that bloody hill, earplugs just made it bearable, we live and learn
give me a fridge parked next to me in a services any day
Contraflow:
Thruxton:
What are the top ten things you need when doing nights out and staying in the truck?Why donât you do a night out without anything and then whilst youâre sat there cold, bored, dirty and hungry, make a list of all the things you wish you had.
You woke up like that too after a night out with the Mrs?
A sweet little lady Nothing beats that.
Bking:
A sweet little lady Nothing beats that.
Apart from a dirty large lady⌠So im told 