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Scribe:

Captain Caveman 76:
Welcome to the board Scribe. What sort of stuff do you write?

Tried a bit of everything over the years. Searching unsuccessfully for a topic I could write lots of words about, while at the same time occupying upwards of 70 hours a week driving trucks.

Ended up writing about trucks (perhaps unsurprisingly) and I’m now hoping to use that as a basis of a small business.

Not sure the rules on links. But its in my profile if you fancy a peep. :blush:

I hope that your skills extend to writing complete and utter pish as this is an important requirement of TNUK acceptance.

eagerbeaver:
No problem fella’s. I didn’t even mention that we also have the only computer literate Snowman, a bloke who can’t decide if he’s English or French, a sailor, a pilot, a copper, a womble (not from Wimbledon though), a prostitute, a Greek God (who is probably a fat 2at from Tamworth), a couple of right Colin’s and a fella who names himself after a sophisticated locating device (who according to him only knows half a dozen places).

All in all this place is like a mix between the bridge of the Starship Enterprise and the bar out of Star Wars.

I know more than 6 places mate! I know 7.

Radar19:

eagerbeaver:
No problem fella’s. I didn’t even mention that we also have the only computer literate Snowman, a bloke who can’t decide if he’s English or French, a sailor, a pilot, a copper, a womble (not from Wimbledon though), a prostitute, a Greek God (who is probably a fat 2at from Tamworth), a couple of right Colin’s and a fella who names himself after a sophisticated locating device (who according to him only knows half a dozen places).

All in all this place is like a mix between the bridge of the Starship Enterprise and the bar out of Star Wars.

I know more than 6 places mate! I know 7.

:laughing:

Hello and welcome to TNUK.

EB has put it best but I shall try and assist with all coitus matters both fact, fiction and somewhere inbetween.

Please ignore any weird outbursts as that’s low level demonic possession brought on by vodka and redbull. Should be sorted this week by my psychiatrist with some alter reintegration therapy.

eagerbeaver:

robroy:
Excellent summing up Beav…and thanks for the mention. :smiley:
(Not admitting which bit applies to me. :blush: :smiley: )

btw…You forgot to mention the guy with the Clingfilm fetish. :smiley:

Wasn’t clingfilm mate. It was sophisticated image concealing software.

(Bloody hurt when Mrs B struck me over the swede with it though for behaving like a knob :blush: )

Still using it though I see mate, I was browsing ratemyuniformcollection dot com and came across a pic of the ‘keen lady garden’…

:laughing:

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Reef:

eagerbeaver:

robroy:
Excellent summing up Beav…and thanks for the mention. :smiley:
(Not admitting which bit applies to me. :blush: :smiley: )

btw…You forgot to mention the guy with the Clingfilm fetish. :smiley:

Wasn’t clingfilm mate. It was sophisticated image concealing software.

(Bloody hurt when Mrs B struck me over the swede with it though for behaving like a knob :blush: )

Still using it though I see mate, I was browsing ratemyuniformcollection dot com and came across a pic of the ‘keen lady garden’…

:laughing:

The modern day professional LGV driver :blush: