I saw a warning sticker on a fuel tank, the sign said : Diesel only .
My heart sank a little upon seeing on my new FH16 750 Virginia’s recently adopted ‘Your Partner In Green Logistics’ catchphrase! Id hoped they’d have had sense to leave it off a massively overpowered 16 litre engine!
(Still hate that phrase, only bad part on what is a really smart livery)
When you see that slogan “…second to none…” - it always makes me think “we came second, when no one else turned up…” 
RIPPER:
“Hasbeen” - because we don’t. 
biggriffin:
Drivers wanted.Top rates paid.
I think they must have meant the “Business Rates” that agency pays for a shop somewhere like Earl Street, Maidstone…
How any firm can afford business rates anywhere that actually has decent passing trade - I don’t know! 
dave docwra:
Saw something like “480hp & one donkey” on the back of iirc a DAF.
I drove an old Scania with that. “Powered by 469 horses and 1 ■■■”
Saw a V8 Topline the other day, was starting to overtake it and thought to myself, that’s a traditional Essex container spec motor. Huge tanks, a bit worn, seen some action - much like you’d find in a Basildon nightclub really.
As the rear of the cab came into view, there was a big sticker: YOU CAN’T TAKE THE ■■■ OUT OF ESSEX 
Drempels:
Saw a V8 Topline the other day, was starting to overtake it and thought to myself, that’s a traditional Essex container spec motor. Huge tanks, a bit worn, seen some action - much like you’d find in a Basildon nightclub really.As the rear of the cab came into view, there was a big sticker: YOU CAN’T TAKE THE ■■■ OUT OF ESSEX
I wonder if there is one that say’s you can’t take the ■■■■ out of Scunthorpe . 
m.a.n rules:
Drempels:
Saw a V8 Topline the other day, was starting to overtake it and thought to myself, that’s a traditional Essex container spec motor. Huge tanks, a bit worn, seen some action - much like you’d find in a Basildon nightclub really.As the rear of the cab came into view, there was a big sticker: YOU CAN’T TAKE THE ■■■ OUT OF ESSEX
I wonder if there is one that say’s you can’t take the [zb] out of Scunthorpe .
That would be the best sticker in the world!
“Delivering winners” Gregory.
“We don’t talk rubbish, we move it.”
‘Free Willy’ See driver for details.
I wish my wife was as dirty as this truck.
“Corporate Solutions Logistics”
The worst most, full and cringey name I have ever seen for a transport company.
rob22888:
“Corporate Solutions Logistics”The worst most, full and cringey name I have ever seen for a transport company.
It ticks every pointy-shoe box. Saw one the other day in Milton Keynes, a more apt setting, I can’t imagine. Well, maybe Northampton or Kettering
rob22888:
“Corporate Solutions Logistics”The worst most, full and cringey name I have ever seen for a transport company.
THIS! Somehow manages to be ridiculously bland while incrediblely cringworthy. Like they filed a hat with management buzzwords scribbled down and picked out a three word name
Drempels:
rob22888:
“Corporate Solutions Logistics”The worst most, full and cringey name I have ever seen for a transport company.
It ticks every pointy-shoe box. Saw one the other day in Milton Keynes, a more apt setting, I can’t imagine. Well, maybe Northampton or Kettering
are they the company that do lidl, Smurfit etc…
Drempels:
Does anyone here have any signwriting experience? I ask because it seems half of them can’t spell!
moomooland:
Drempels:
Does anyone here have any signwriting experience? I ask because it seems half of them can’t spell!0
Oh dear
I mean, do they get you to sign a draft and give you what you asked for, or would somebody start doing the job and realise that it might not be sucessful?
I’ve only had replica stickers made up for various things, so they just scan them and there they are.
“Your following 1 of the best”
Which says to me when translated,
“We are nearly the best but not quite”.
Sent using smoke signals
“Driven by our customers” always seemed strange…
I always read a web address wrong on the back of one hauliers trailers, instead of FTS Hatswell, I read it as FT Shatswell
And on the back of a farmers slurry trailer on the way into Mold it reads…“We clear the logs that clog your bog”