Simon Cowell, Jonathon Ross and anyone in Eastenders.
Louis Walsh, Anyone on the Voice and I could go on!
Mega-mouthed wannabe mountaineer Brian Blessed.
Shouts for a living, and seems to think that everyone perceives this as talent.
That Queen piece always screws up my Christmas dinner. I come home from the pub for my dinner and it’s blah blah blah, more money than you, screwing you for parking fines etc etc. as if I’ve ever had a Roller after my space.
Wish her no harm though. Big ears would love that!
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That Queen piece always screws up my Christmas dinner. I come home from the pub for my dinner and it’s blah blah blah, more money than you, screwing you for parking fines etc etc. as if I’ve ever had a Roller after my space.Wish her no harm though. Big ears would love that!
Lol. She could show White Dee a thing or two about how to screw the benefits system? She leaves the amateurs standing,but to be fair her family have been doing it for centuries:lol:
Anyone whos’ career is at the point where they’re appearing on the following;
Pointless-Celebrities
Giving opinions on those “Greatest (whatever) shows of the '80s/'90s”
I’m a Non-Entity, Keep voting for me to eat insects.
Adverts made to look like real tv programmes and the producers have to put the “celebs” name at the bottom of the screen.
And that guy who got away with ■■■■■■■ a drunk bloke to death in a swimming pool.
Carol Vorderman looks like a weasel after a rabbit.
Dave the Renegade:
Carol Vorderman looks like a weasel after a rabbit.
Aye ,…and she`s quicker off the mark than me and thee put together , Dave . 
Basically avoid anything between Thursday and Sunday night.
“The Voice”, “X-Talent” “You’ve been framed” “TV Burp Juice”
A question of Sport… How can an ex England cricketer really know the identity of all those who play for Huddersfield Town or Peterborough? They must have the answers on cards.
Oh yes that bloody Bacon bloke (whoever he is) doing those annoying EE adverts.
Do one!
Workplace Pensions Ad.
“We’re … all…in…” Lol ( 
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What put me off this cringy add was that it was packed with every conceivable race and creed in a desperate nod at political correctness. They even have a chap with a Turban on at the end. Nothing wrong with Turbans, but they blatantly put him higher up than the other workers and at the front BECAUSE of it. Surely he must have realised that?
I hate political correctness.
Edit: I’ve relied three times to this now, time to lay down before I have a Connery! 
bazza123:
Workplace Pensions Ad.“We’re … all…in…” Lol (
What put me off this cringy add was that it was packed with every conceivable race and creed in a desperate nod at political correctness. They even have a chap with a Turban on at the end. Nothing wrong with Turbans, but they blatantly put him higher up than the other workers and at the front BECAUSE of it. Surely he must have realised that?
I hate political correctness.
Edit: I’ve relied three times to this now, time to lay down before I have a Connery!
Better to have a Connery than a Gibson!
I find that Verity Geere off Magic FM a bit annoying. Just googled her and ■■■■ me has she got a cracking pair of ■■■■. The rest of her’s alright too.
Muckaway:
I find that Verity Geere off Magic FM a bit annoying. Just googled her and [zb] me has she got a cracking pair of ■■■■. The rest of her’s alright too.
Nah mate, Wendy Hurrell’s the one, she’s the sort of girl you could take round your mum’s for a Sunday dinner
Muckaway:
I find that Verity Geere off Magic FM a bit annoying. Just googled her and [zb] me has she got a cracking pair of ■■■■. The rest of her’s alright too.
Indeed, most impressive norks!
bazza123:
Muckaway:
I find that Verity Geere off Magic FM a bit annoying. Just googled her and [zb] me has she got a cracking pair of ■■■■. The rest of her’s alright too.Nah mate, Wendy Hurrell’s the one, she’s the sort of girl you could take round your mum’s for a Sunday dinner
Better fried eggs on a 2 quid burger van
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Muckaway:
I find that Verity Geere off Magic FM a bit annoying. Just googled her and [zb] me has she got a cracking pair of ■■■■. The rest of her’s alright too.Indeed, most impressive norks!
Yep - first thing i did was google her too. I`d certainly have a nuzzle if it was on offer!
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Muckaway:
I find that Verity Geere off Magic FM a bit annoying. Just googled her and [zb] me has she got a cracking pair of ■■■■. The rest of her’s alright too.Indeed, most impressive norks!
Yep - first thing i did was google her too. I`d certainly have a nuzzle if it was on offer!
True, if the first image on google images is annying to go buy, she has one over Wendy
(God this sounds terrible! Like a load of school kids).
When I was a school, my mates asked ME to nip down the newsagents to claim our free (for that day only) copy of the Sun, to, er read the stories. I was dead scared I would bump into my mum down the shop as she is a bit of a prude. Made it back into class paper in rucksack 
Hector from Hectors House…what an obnoxious git he was , a right know it all 
Russell Brand, Neil Oliver and Rachel Riley
Dave