That Scotch skag thats on every morning for the last four centuries! She hates the English but her a#rse has been welded to that sofa in London since time began. 
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That Scotch skag thats on every morning for the last four centuries! She hates the English but her a#rse has been welded to that sofa in London since time began.
I came very close to saying her. However, there is something particularly filthy about her. Not sure what it is, but it stops me properly despising her!
Kirstie Allsopp has a similar effect, only much greater
Lorraine Kelly.
Those two who do “Homes under the hammer.”
That Grand Designs bloke, especially when at the end of the show, he has to do a waffly bit having just nosed around the house once it’s finished.
Dale Winton.
Fern Cotton.
Graham Norton.
Bruce Forsythe.
And the crowning turd (with a bit of sweetcorn in it) in the sewer of celebrities (possibly)…
…John Bissshhhhop.
Oh with Steven “Urrrrm” Gerrard being flushed along behind.
Hulk “Have I told you I slammed the 600lb Andre the Giant?” Hogan. Andre wasn’t 600lbs and he lifted his leg to help Hogan.
Did anyone find Murray Walker irritating? Also if he was still alive and commentating, I bet James Hunt would be annoying a few fans.
On the subject of F1, Lewis Hamilton appears to be an R-Soul too.
Keith Chegwin
The bird who does all the SCS sofa ads. Knife slits for eyes, Luminous teeth and the grating voice of a simpering ten year old girl.
The sort of bimbo who spends six hours preening in front of the mirror just to fetch the milk in from the doorstep.
Looks like UK TV has got its PR all wrong for the last 20yrs?
Blue Peter; John Noakes "Get down Shep ".
Can’t control his dog.
Wendy Graig from “Butterflies” 80’s Rom Com.
Andrew Marr.
Martin Clunes.
Dawn French- not at all funny,same for Saunders.
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The bird who does all the SCS sofa ads. Knife slits for eyes, Luminous teeth and the grating voice of a simpering ten year old girl.The sort of bimbo who spends six hours preening in front of the mirror just to fetch the milk in from the doorstep.
I think bending her over one of those interest free credit sofas and slipping her a length would be a better way to spend a bank holiday than sofa shopping though.
I would offer sofa girl a portion of fine Bowyers sausage from Wiltshire.
Adam the farmer from country file. Smug prick. I would rather sniff ■■■■■.
Alan Titchmarch.
Prince George 
5 pages and nobody’s mentioned Brian Dowling 
Paxman
They have been mentioned before but Ant and Dec.
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Adam the farmer from country file. Smug prick. I would rather sniff ■■■■■.
Been to his Cotswold Farm Park and he walked into the coffee shop. He was perfectly happy to talk to visitors and seemed a nice bloke.
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Shamelessly off-topic once again, but I can live with that. Had to Google Wendy Hurrell - You sure about Anglia News, bazza?
Cant recall having seen her. My fave weathergirl (all woman, actually) has to be Carole Kirkwood. Maturing nicely, and owner of a fantastic pair of hooters. Cant fathom why no wedding band - hope shes not a rug muncher costhat`d ruin my long established fantasies!
She looks as good off screen as she does on and givin half a chance i would lol
David Walliams.