Amy might be there then. She has impressive norks
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Amy might be there then. She has impressive norks
I think her and Ronnie are going to Scotland and your right some norks
I’m rarely wrong in the norks department
That Irish prat who does the Everest windows advert.
Those college leavers with no ■■■■ whatsoever (or talent) that present “your 60 second update” on BBC3 before some crap programme about drinking abroad. Or wedding planning.
Muckaway:
That Irish prat who does the Everest advert.
Afraid I’m good, but I can’t bring back Ted Moult.
Tulissa (the ■■■■ sucking hokey cokey loving chav that apparently sings and has ■■■■■■■■).
Muckaway:
Tulissa (the ■■■■ sucking hokey cokey loving chav that apparently sings and has ■■■■■■■■).
You would though wouldn’t you?! 
I like Storage Hunters, I do laugh at the auctioneer’s funny nicknames of his customers though.
I do have a soft spot for Lori too 
That bloody Everest advert “You didn’t expecting Everest to be doing that know, did you?” I’d never even heard of them before those ads.
Go Compare, Jaysus.
“Practice, protein, practice, protein…” With Mo Farah 
bazza123:
Muckaway:
Tulissa (the ■■■■ sucking hokey cokey loving chav that apparently sings and has ■■■■■■■■).You would though wouldn’t you?!
I like Storage Hunters, I do laugh at the auctioneer’s funny nicknames of his customers though.
I do have a soft spot for Lori too
That bloody Everest advert “You didn’t expecting Everest to be doing that know, did you?” I’d never even heard of them before those ads.
Go Compare, Jaysus.
“Practice, protein, practice, protein…” With Mo Farah
Since Mo started eating that stuff he’s never won a race & even collapsed after one.Better he advertises cars IMO?
Muckaway:
That Irish prat who does the Everest windows advert.
Those college leavers with no ■■■■ whatsoever (or talent) that present “your 60 second update” on BBC3 before some crap programme about drinking abroad. Or wedding planning.
They’re gonna scrap BBC3 so you’re not the only one . 
bazza123:
Muckaway:
Tulissa (the ■■■■ sucking hokey cokey loving chav that apparently sings and has ■■■■■■■■).You would though wouldn’t you?!
I like Storage Hunters, I do laugh at the auctioneer’s funny nicknames of his customers though.
I do have a soft spot for Lori too
That bloody Everest advert “You didn’t expecting Everest to be doing that know, did you?” I’d never even heard of them before those ads.
Go Compare, Jaysus.
“Practice, protein, practice, protein…” With Mo Farah
lol, that lori is matt lucas (little britain fame) with hair …pmsl… 
Lori and I used to follow each other on twitter before I sacked my account off. She’s a bit of a minx on the sly, we used to send messages. Saying no more than that
Trinny and Susannah. Id pork em though - kind of a worrying hate/love thing I seem to have going on.
Gok Wan - Ship him back to China as faulty, sub-standard goods.
Carole Vorderman - False as ***k, and more plastic every time she turns up, gurning for the cameras.
Adrian Chiles - Seems an odd coincidence - A football anchorman with a deflated football for a head.
NOVE:
I need to shout this one, by far the most talentless terwatt on tvAMANDA HOLDEN
- Absolutely agree. She`s one shallow buckethead (however, refer to top line sentiment!)
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Trinny and Susannah. Id porkem though - kind of a worrying hate/love thing I seem to have going on.Gok Wan - Ship him back to China as faulty, sub-standard goods.
Carole Vorderman - False as ***k, and more plastic every time she turns up, gurning for the cameras.
Adrian Chiles - Seems an odd coincidence - A football anchorman with a deflated football for a head.
NOVE:
I need to shout this one, by far the most talentless terwatt on tvAMANDA HOLDEN
- Absolutely agree. She`s one shallow buckethead (however, refer to top line sentiment!)
T&S, one’s more porkable than the other, not sure which one’s which.
I know Lori’s not everyone’s cup of tea, each to their own
Wendy Hurrell of London weather/Anglia News 
I have changed my mind. Claire Balding, just an advert for Doc Martens
bazza123:
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Trinny and Susannah. Id porkem though - kind of a worrying hate/love thing I seem to have going on.Gok Wan - Ship him back to China as faulty, sub-standard goods.
Carole Vorderman - False as ***k, and more plastic every time she turns up, gurning for the cameras.
Adrian Chiles - Seems an odd coincidence - A football anchorman with a deflated football for a head.
NOVE:
I need to shout this one, by far the most talentless terwatt on tvAMANDA HOLDEN
- Absolutely agree. She`s one shallow buckethead (however, refer to top line sentiment!)
T&S, one’s more porkable than the other, not sure which one’s which.
I know Lori’s not everyone’s cup of tea, each to their own
Wendy Hurrell of London weather/Anglia News
Blimey the topic seems to have drifted in the best way possible with reference to one of the best looking birds on the tele. 
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Trinny and Susannah. Id porkem though - kind of a worrying hate/love thing I seem to have going on.Gok Wan - Ship him back to China as faulty, sub-standard goods.
Carole Vorderman - False as ***k, and more plastic every time she turns up, gurning for the cameras.
Adrian Chiles - Seems an odd coincidence - A football anchorman with a deflated football for a head.
NOVE:
I need to shout this one, by far the most talentless terwatt on tvAMANDA HOLDEN
- Absolutely agree. She`s one shallow buckethead (however, refer to top line sentiment!)
A harsh comment on a 12 yr old boy?
That ■■■■■■ Robert Peston! I have to switch everytime he comes on -he upsets my breathing rhythm.Its reported he overcame a severe stutter to become a BBC reporter. He picked the wrong job & make the rest of us suffer everytime he raises his reptilian skull in front of the camera.Stick to writing,Bobby? 
My theory - reincarnation of Dr. Who?
The entire cast of that programme about all the people on benefit in one street in Brum , cant remember its name , was on a couple of weeks ago FFS , fat bird , druggie, illegal immigrant , child bride etc , your usual kind of thing