You cad!
How did you pull that nip out of that!
grumble
All I can do is go to victoria and hope the next move isn’t so evil…
Victoria■■? 
You utter swine!!! 
I’m now deep in spoon here. You… You… pedestrian, you!
Growl, mutter, mutter. 
Grumble, grouse (make mine a double!), groan.
I can now only go on a diagonal and am forced (FORCED I tell you!), to go…
Maida Vale 
(RATS!)
OK, so where is everyone then?
Do I have to play this game solo? 
Playing with yourself isn’t as much fun as playing with others…!!! 
Into the sticks . Chalfont & Latimer. He 
.
Oh I see… Piling on the pressure are we?
OK, let’s go for the money run 
and see who we can tuck into spoon
THREADNEEDLE STREET
In for a penny
Bow street
mind you I am getting a sense of deja-vu 
Uh huh…
Seven Sisters (down boy! Down!!)
i am going to chance my arm with…
Du Valiers Tangent and go to…
Aldgate east
Nasty…
Using the Huttoft Arc…
PIMLICO
If I may be so bold…
using the Potter Gambit, my next move has to be…
EUSTON SQUARE
Comin’ at ya…
Oh so easy…
Liverpool Street
Oh well, in that case, and before you get a handle on my style, I’ll take a risky swerve to…
CAMDEN TOWN
Take that
PEST!
Right, as war has been declared…
NORTHOLT
On a Bank Holiday week end With engineering works planned you are in danger of stalling us until at least Tuesday. 
There is only one reply to that.
BARKING
Hmmm, you have a point there…
OK, let’s really put the cat among the pigeons and using the Bronski Cross,
HORNCHURCH
Oh, I see…
Then…
Yes, it’s taken a while, but…
PLAISTOW
So close… Oooooh! So-o-o-o Close!!!
Ruislip
COCKFOSTERS 
You thought I’d gone, didn’t you 
You Richard Cranium, You!!!
Nasty move, that,
Time to score a six, I think…
Oval
Waterloo