Missuse parts of your Lorry

I used to use the rear stabiliser Jack on a Roll On/off to break the beads on Alloy Wheels that I’d found in the rubbish.
I used the Hook on the same wagon to lift out an old Cherry Tree in my front garden, just cut it down to a stump, wrapped a 5ton sling around it & hung it on the hook, then simply lifted it out, used a 7.5 tonner to pull a line of conifers out once as well-connected a chain to each tree & simply drove forward.
Use to process wire in my old F10, cut it into manageable lengths, strip it & store it on the bunk along with all the other bits of precious metal, then empty it every day, averaged around £100 a week with the scrap man.

Now I use my night heater if I’m parked up or dash heater as an oven, one hour before stopping, simply put a towel on the dash of my TGX (the bit where the cup goes, open the 2 vents, put my plastic tub of Munch-Casserole, Bangers n Mash, Curry, Pies, (anything that needs to be warmed up) on the towel, wrap it over the top on the tub, weigh it down to keep it in place, put the heater on Hi, full blast, open the windows a bit to keep it cool in the cab & ‘Voila’ nice hot (will burn your tongue [emoji12]) dinner. (Yummy) Good for warming up a 2 litre bottle of water for washing with, it will get it to almost Boiling !

Immigrant:
I have Drum Sticks with me and use Middle of Steering Wheel as Practise Pad.
Gives no Marks and no Damage.

:arrow_right: Dont do it during driving
Thanx

Top man, I can play drums but make do with me fingers and feet :smiley:

:arrow_right: I do do it whilst driving, it’s irresistable with The Who ont’ stereo :sunglasses:

I sometimes use my wheels as an emergency urinal.