threewheelsonmywagon:
Dan Punchard:
I took the mrs to Bristol one weekendIs that a euphemism??
Only if you took her up the bottle factory at Totterdown
You do see some pathetic driving out on the roads.One thing I donât get is how some car drivers will happily do double the speed limit through a built up or residential area with houses, schools and people walking around but on the open road, dual carriageway and motorway once theyâve joined that they will dither along at 50mph, makes no sense. Same type of people who hog the middle lane of a motorway, donât give right of way when the obstruction is on their side (car vs car) and come barrelling through leaving you pinned to the kerb and praying for your wingmirror, people who take 7 years, have to touch the brakes 15 times to turn off a main road into a side road etc, another funny thing is the idiot drivers are the first ones to jump out all guns blazing when you give them the 2 finger salute or a blast of the horn 
Chill outâ let it flow; any other way leads to a heart attack. All other drivers, apart from me, are idiots. Learn to accept it as itâs all part of the job.
Quote from my great uncle back when Methusela was a lad, think it was to my gran
âTreat every other road user as a homicidal maniac whoâs out to kill youâ
passed down to every member of our family before theyâre given their first lesson
Iâve never seen a hgv wandering aimlessly around the car parking area 
I prefer it when a car and caravan park next to me in M(R)SAs as opposed to flip flopskis; Aslong as theyâre not drive laying diesel fairies, the occupants tend not to chain smoke next to my cab or keep me awake muttering gibberish.
For some reason the M5 is full of doodlers potterinlg along in their own little bubble world,obvliviuos to faster traffic around them.Dangerous in my opinion.
And they have powerful cars.Not a Hillman Imp or Robin Reliant three wheeler.