Jimski:
Don’t ask me why it came out twice I only pressed it once honest !!!
R Jim
Now ime not the best brain in the business world but considering Mappo likes the older womwn and i mean the older woman it could have somethin to do with bingo Jim thats my stab at it anyway.
Buzzer:
Jimski:
Don’t ask me why it came out twice I only pressed it once honest !!!
R JimNow ime not the best brain in the business world but considering Mappo likes the older womwn and i mean the older woman it could have somethin to do with bingo Jim thats my stab at it anyway.
How come is it we don’t call him Bingo then■■? 
Sorry Tony 
R Jim
TIR Tone was a market trader in clothing if I remember correctly. Perhaps that is where his dress sense came from…he only got to wear what no one else bought!
Jimski:
Buzzer:
Jimski:
Don’t ask me why it came out twice I only pressed it once honest !!!
R JimNow ime not the best brain in the business world but considering Mappo likes the older womwn and i mean the older woman it could have somethin to do with bingo Jim thats my stab at it anyway.
How come is it we don’t call him Bingo then■■?
Sorry Tony
R Jim
Thats cos there was already a Bingo RIP who worked for Springroad Transport. We shud have called tone sosage egg and chips , me and tone went to Scotland with two loads for RH&D and he had that meal five times by the time we got home even when a nice roast was on offer.
Firstly i would like to thank my good mate Charlie for his kind words…a true gent. 
Secondly it seems that you might have opened a can of worms there Fergie 
Now not a lot of people know this, but three times during my driving career i,ve come off the road to have
a go at something else.
As Gazzer rightly pointed out i was for about 6 months a market trader selling kiddies clothes.
This was i think Buzzer, when i left you for first time.Great doing it, but money was crap so went back to driving.
Now dont laugh, but the second time i gave up i moved to Hayling Island and bought a prize bingo there.
Now that lasted for about a year…was fun to run and long hours, but of course i was used to that.
I made good money in the summer months but made the mistake of trying to keep it going for the locals in the winter.
I gave that up and returned to driving.
The only other time i came off the road was when my wife ( rip ) was ill and i worked for a mate of mine, Peter Green who at
the time was running a Tufnels parcels depot in Hedge End. I worked in the office as an Operations manager for about 9 months.
Peter then gave up the franchise and i once again returned to the road.
You,ve now had my life story. 
To recap then, in the 41 years i,ve held my HGV licence i had just over 2 years in total off the road. ( and still at it of course )
and still getting abuse 
mappo:
Firstly i would like to thank my good mate Charlie for his kind words…a true gent.Secondly it seems that you might have opened a can of worms there Fergie
Now not a lot of people know this, but three times during my driving career i,ve come off the road to have
a go at something else.
As Gazzer rightly pointed out i was for about 6 months a market trader selling kiddies clothes.
This was i think Buzzer, when i left you for first time.Great doing it, but money was crap so went back to driving.
Now dont laugh, but the second time i gave up i moved to Hayling Island and bought a prize bingo there.
Now that lasted for about a year…was fun to run and long hours, but of course i was used to that.
I made good money in the summer months but made the mistake of trying to keep it going for the locals in the winter.
I gave that up and returned to driving.
The only other time i came off the road was when my wife ( rip ) was ill and i worked for a mate of mine, Peter Green who at
the time was running a Tufnels parcels depot in Hedge End. I worked in the office as an Operations manager for about 9 months.
Peter then gave up the franchise and i once again returned to the road.
You,ve now had my life story.
To recap then, in the 41 years i,ve held my HGV licence i had just over 2 years in total off the road. ( and still at it of course )
and still getting abuse
Hey Fergie i think the tight black shorts must have been left over market trader goods probably ment for a child not a good idea as not a lot of ball room makes for a sweeky voice perhaps he used to wear them when calling out the bingo numbers.
I bet Tony liked all the “Blue Rinse Brigade” winking at him and blowing him kisses when he was calling out their numbers!
You,d better believe it Gazzer…i was actually propositioned on more than one occasion.
Hard for you lot to understand that i,m sure, but absolutely true. 
Eyes down then, it,s…
Kellys eye No. one
Mr.McGoo No. two
Mother McCree No. three
Knock at the door No. four
Jacks alive No. five
Box of tricks No. six
■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ No. seven
Garden gate No. eight
Doctors orders No. nine
and Big Ben No. ten…The old dears ( and many not so old )used to love it.
Hi Tone keep up the practice mate you never know when your gonna need the knowledge !!
“Two Fat Truckers 88”
Regards Jim
Hi Tone,
I notice you did not get to “Legs Eleven” in those shorts,but as John says not much ballroom in them so it was probably “Clickety Click”
Regards
Richard
my favourite was ’ any way up ’ 69
Horry:
Morning Peter. Here a recent one in Bubble land - Not sure if in Patras or Piraeus though. Would happily swap the lot for RMU 920Y!! - But not after Axle turned it into a mobile C.B Radio Show - Only joking Ocean Clipper!! - Pic courtesy of Andrew - photographer of the stars.
Its in Piraeus,regards Andrew
mappo:
:lol:
my favourite was ’ any way up ’ 69
“Meal for two . . with a horrible view” 
I was just tucking into my trifle when i read that.
mappo:
I was just tucking into my trifle when i read that.
I know which you would rather have Tone so dont deny it.
It,s not my preference Buzzer, but at our age we have to take what we can get.
Anyway…trifle,s quite nice once in a while.
mappo:
It,s not my preference Buzzer, but at our age we have to take what we can get.
Anyway…trifle,s quite nice once in a while.Pancakes is nice Tone why is there only one day a year you are spose to eat them, loveley jubbley sprinkle sugar then a sqweeze of lemon, heavan.
Buzzer:
mappo:
It,s not my preference Buzzer, but at our age we have to take what we can get.
Anyway…trifle,s quite nice once in a while.Pancakes is nice Tone why is there only one day a year you are spose to eat them, loveley jubbley sprinkle sugar then a sqweeze of lemon, heavan.
Ooooo Matron
HiAll
Went to Wrexham yesterday and bought a new horsebox then on to Lancaster to pick up a carriage left at 9am got back at 11pm a long day for me i was knackered could not do it every day, to much traffic for me and the bloody speed limiter, i must be gettin old.