Last person to post here wins

Well , you were

thanks :sunglasses:

All sorted then :smiley:

Because its me. :slight_smile:

We knew that tld :laughing: :laughing:

At least he’s put straight and knows the score :laughing:

Got it. :confused:

Got what? :slight_smile:

Is there a cure for that ? :question:

Hope not :smiley:

I bet it itches :blush:

Oh dear! :open_mouth:

Only when it dries out. :slight_smile:

but sandpaper smoothes the area

and some petrol with stop infection

don’t ‘light up’ though :open_mouth:

or you will be blown to bits so

I do rub ointment on it. :frowning:

Yeah you need cream on it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

as well as the petrol :exclamation: :open_mouth: