Madainn mhath 
I’m still last ) )
Ey up me duks
Suppose I will be last again
With her heap of choccy going down,
Bonnie Lass heads into town,
And fills her van with C.D.M.,
Her thoughts of diets : " Bggr them !! " .
She likes her choccy, - gives her the boost ,
When after work , and home to roost,
" White Van Girl " , that`s Bonnie Lass ,
Rescuing a Ford Focus , stuck on wet grass .
On the end of a chain , then I`m last . 
cattle wagon man:
With her heap of choccy going down,
Bonnie Lass heads into town,
And fills her van with C.D.M.,
Her thoughts of diets : " Bggr them !! " .She likes her choccy, - gives her the
boost,
When after work , and home to roost,
" White Van Girl " , that`s Bonnie Lass ,
Rescuing a Ford Focus , stuck on wet grass .On the end of a chain , then I`m last .
Well done CWM - for that your last 
brados:
cattle wagon man:
With her heap of choccy going down,
Bonnie Lass heads into town,
And fills her van with C.D.M.,
Her thoughts of diets : " Bggr them !! " .She likes her choccy, - gives her the
boost,
When after work , and home to roost,
" White Van Girl " , that`s Bonnie Lass ,
Rescuing a Ford Focus , stuck on wet grass .On the end of a chain , then I`m last .
Well done CWM - for that your last
Poetic justise this morning, must be something to do with the weather 
Oi, or, are you trying politely to say i’m fat CWM? 
CWM’s off in his car, caravan in tow,
Downward & onward, wanting to get to the ‘show’,
But the rain had decended by the gallon full force,
And where was CWM??, on the ground,on his knees, in the mud of course,
On seeing him there, in what looked like praying,
Stuck in the ‘sh@t’,…in the form of a saying,
I drove to the rescue & layed out my chain,
As I took up the slack, he’d everything to gain,
Pulled to the spot where the gateman had pointed,
With a great weekend ahead, no need to feel disapointed.
Two ends to chain, I on the other!!, so I’m last
The calories in choccy don`t affect your svelte figure 
I haven`t suggested you are fat , bonnie lass. 
Anyway , how on Earth would I have found out 
cattle wagon man:
The calories in choccy don`t affect your svelte figureI haven`t suggested you are fat , bonnie lass.
Anyway , how on Earth would I have found out
Awww, sorry CWM I was just pulling your leg 
Now I’ve gone all shy
Hey…guess what 
…I’m last
bonnie lass:
cattle wagon man:
The calories in choccy don`t affect your svelte figureI haven`t suggested you are fat , bonnie lass.
Anyway , how on Earth would I have found outAwww, sorry CWM
Now I’ve gone all shyHey…guess what
You can be last then BL 
Awwwww, thank you brados
Nay bother
Oooooo, thats nice br!!
…Mmmmm…mmmmm…mmmmm…
Errr ,… exactly WHAT`s nice , bonnie lass ?
Choccy
Wake up everyone , .
Good Morning .
Its...................bonnie lasss…choccy time
Oh !..■■■■,…she`s scoffed the lot already 
.
Hiya
) )
bonnie lass:
Hiya
plus one
Choccy time again
Energy boost
& I’m last
bonnie lass:
Choccy time again
Energy boost& I’m last
bonnie lass , I `d even wait to be last ,…just for a nibble of your…choccy
This is getting a bit boring with me keep slipping into last
cattle wagon man:
bonnie lass:
Choccy time again
Energy boost& I’m last
bonnie lass , I `d even wait to be last ,…just for a nibble of your…choccy
I’ll save you a ‘whole’ bar all to yourself if you like …eh 
I’d better hide it somewhere safe for you then so I’m not tempted to munch it when me supply runs low
matizerSCANIAR480:
This is getting a bit boring with me keep slipping into last
It’s ok , you beat me to it today So I’m stuck last again