Last person to post here wins

Ive just slipped into last now :smiley:

:stuck_out_tongue:

The night shift has just arrived :slight_smile:

Good morning :slight_smile:

I’m late, o, no I mean last. :confused:

Fancy being last - tut that’s terrible :slight_smile:

Something I’ve always been good at,but the competition on here
is the best that I have come across so far. :astonished:

My retarder is set so far down I am bound to come last :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Smirk :slight_smile:) :slight_smile:)

Oh dear :confused: . Does that hurt :question: .

:…:slight_smile:)

nice try , bonnie lass ,…but , I`m still waiting for…last place :slight_smile:

Ouch - that hurt!!! Still I am last :smiley:

Nasty :slight_smile:

thelongdrag:
Nasty :slight_smile:

Bit of an injury that has left me with a limp, the sight in one eye has gone, no arms and I balance my head on a tray that is now sewed to my good leg and even though my ears are missing I am still last :slight_smile:

brados:

thelongdrag:
Nasty :slight_smile:

Bit of an injury that has left me with a limp, the sight in one eye has gone, no arms and I balance my head on a tray that is now sewed to my good leg and even though my ears are missing I am still last :slight_smile:

:open_mouth: WOW :open_mouth: all those injuries br!! I just can’t let you hang about :sunglasses: or some parts of you may fall off :open_mouth: & roll away :open_mouth: …No :confused: , I just have to let you go first :sunglasses: So… after you! :wink:
…That means I’m last :grimacing:

Okay BL - you win and are last!!! :wink:

:open_mouth: thank you,thank you thank you thank you thank you… :blush: out of breath now :blush: :unamused:

B.L.,…save your last breath…for …ME… cos Im now last :slight_smile:

cattle wagon man:
B.L.,…save your last breath…for …ME… cos Im now last :slight_smile:

:open_mouth: Don’t tell me you’ve got bits missing as well :confused: :open_mouth: :bulb: I could open a body part shop ‘all-spares’ :stuck_out_tongue: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: …I’m last :grimacing: