Last person to post here wins

beer goggles at the ready

sounds a long session

all dayer

and an all night lock in

now you’re talking

but, not for me, too old for that

fair play

would need a referee for that

with a whistle

and a fourth official

with a monitor

and an led board

which doesn’t work

so its a piece of card

not red

no two yellows

then you’re off

for an early bath ,…said Eddie Waring

but don’t bend over for the soap :open_mouth:

or you could have an up and under :open_mouth: :laughing: