Last person to post here wins

with funny coloured costumes

Grayson style with Isla St-Claire

as long as it is NOT ala Les Dawson

need a medium to speak to him

very true

also several others

maybe a 2way radio would help

have to bury it first (or cremate it)

nuked is the way to go

don’t make much difference once you have gone

to the pub once too many times

^^^too early in the morning for that

cheaper not to go to pubs

tins from bargain booze it is then

or bottles from the supermarket

Aldi or Lidl

Ocado or Tesco whichever is nearest

Asda or Morrisons

upmarket to Sainsbury or Waitrose

or slum it back to the co op