on the Titanic…
every night in my dreams
And in the morning…
you woke up with a…
massive stonk on 
and thought he was dead, being that stiff 
limp untill a bit of work is applyed
after which he thought, by Jove missus…
carry on doing what you’re doing
which he found very enjoyable…
because he was out of his comfort zone
and into hers…
which was quite a nice feeling
which could become regular…
if he played his cards rite
and kept the bog seat upright…
thought down would be better
not if he wet it, could cause…
a wet buttock
and blow his chances with…