Make mine a pint
bar is shut until winner
rings the last order bell
which hasn’t been rung yet
so lets carry on drinking 
because its a long contest
agreed on that
The end…
is nowhere near in sight…
because the torch batteries have run down
but can still be recharged…
plug it in and away we go
said Shelby Stanga as he…
blew all the house fuses
in the swamps of Louisiana
to the strains of banjo playing
one of the two parts of " Duelling Banjos " , a twangy tune from yonks back, when…
ye oldie yolks ruled the roost
and bib and brace overalls were the norm…
swinging partners round and round