the cowmuck song,sung by a mind boggling bog snorkler…
who resides deep ( 
) in the African jungle
And there is a bag in my cab that might have had a cream cake in it!!
and you are very welcome to it…
…but the agency driver ate it ,…along with the chocolate biscuits…
as well as taking all the pens out the cab
so that he could write down the hundreds of hours on his time sheet
and fiddle the WTD
Hahaha, I’ve won again!!!
Hows that then!?
O eck,still going strong.I’ll give it a bit longer. Bye 
ta ta mate 
Hello to you Dave
anybody seen my number plate, it was in my cab last time I saw it 
where could it be
perhaps you are in the wrong lorry 
No Dave its that yellow leyland bison,without a doubt!
I didn’t drive that one, its only my Avatar…
But Dave will you fix it for me!!
Its fixed and still in use, but I never drove it, only a Comet with an Ergo cab…
Only a comet?,that’ll do mate