as she’s already got one…
whats wrong with a little ■■■■■…cat
Furballs
which dig holes and crap in the garden…
and their ■■■■ stinks
when the shxte hits the fan 
and causes a big splatter…
so does a shotgun
with no 5 lead in the cartridges…
careful the pc brigade might be watching and get offended, they have already given the next prime minister a final warning ups I mean Jeremy Clarkson, 
( wish he was )
Matter of opinion about Clarkson, never watch him myself, but then again I don’t rate Cameron…
know where your coming from, each to their own, just remember this, there is more rules and regs now with the eu, new directive this new directive that, and as an owner driver I remember 1997 when gorden brown knobhead, became chancellor in blairs new government, and made this the only country to have diesel more expensive than petrol, ruined loads of transport companies overnight, 
so their all a bunch of idiots, but so must the people who vote them in 
so lets all try ukip,you never know.labour has had a go and bankrupt the country, ( and loads of hauliers ), conservatives helped a tiny little bit, liberals complete waste of space, so why not try something new, 
, ps forgot to mention does anybody realise all the buses you see on the road and that’s hundreds of thousands, they all repeat all get subsidised diesel from the government if its a service bus, ie arriva -stagecoach-London transport-etc etc why not hgvs.
well there you go, I can remember Harold Macmillon saying " you have never had it so good " and he was right…
I think the 80s were the best, loads of money loads of jobs cheap beer cheap holidays to Benidorm, what went wrong
The 60’s were good,things were on the up, plenty of jobs and most people had money in their pocket…
also the music was great 
yep the Rolling Stones and many others…also the mini skirts 
…when he was a teenager , “Dave the Renegade” couldnt run quickly in his new wellingtons when chasing the mini-skirted lasses .......,......cos the string holding them together was too short !! 
do you know why welsh farmers wear wellybobs, cos the sheep cant escape with their back legs stuck in the farmers wellies
and all the jokes are out of date…