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oh maybe not - been piddlin down here all day 
Fine weather for duks )
Drying. out down here now
Oh - not stopped here all day and still goin strong, typical bank holiday weather so no good complainin
Oh and I’m last 
We got foggy conditions now 
yep! typical bank holiday, & me working don’t care anyway 
By the way - I’m last 
Drinks are on me … won a tenner on the Lottery…
Oooooo goody 
well done, mines a scotch please & I’ll share my crisps & choccy with you too
How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Dunno…you got two type s of wood there !!
Is it Hardwood or Softwood…?
Is that by the Minute or hour with the woodchuk ?
Isn’t hard wood another name for something I seen in a film?
Dunno 
Would this " wood " youre all mentioning be a chip, or is that some sort ofsplinter group? It seems to beplane that youre all knotty .
Anyway , Ill claim the winners plinth with the " Last Post " 
Well said )
Indeed
I agree
Oh yeah to “have wood” is a term used in ■■■■■’s for a stiffy, but bl knew that
The three comments above are sufficient for me to be declared The Winner 
.
There will never be a winner on this thread, only more and more losers.
Except me of course!