Tipper Tom:
cattle wagon man:
I know how to keep a woman.
Barefoot
Pregnant
In the kitchen
Hope your missus don’t see this 
highly unlikely that the photo is of TT’s 
missus 
Hopefully he will enlighten us …
I think its more likely that he will string us along…
Back to reality,last again. 
^^^^ not for long though
Indeed
and that is the latest version of events 
of a whole lot of BBC 1 Christmas TV repeats
Agreed, seen better watching the test card
and seeing the young lass strangling the stuffed golliwog next to the chalkboard
makes better viewing than half the turd thats on the telly these days
like those self-adoring testicle-eating jungle celebrities who could have bought the same food at a M.S.A.
Aye, at twice the price too 
I wonder where the (unhappy 
) male kangaroos are now ,…and are they (hopping 
)
mad because their reproduction equipment is now rendered as kaput! 
and the story gets even stranger…
as to why those koalas have such big eyes 
you must have looked closely at them
- only on the telly , Dave. I`ve never seen a live (or dead
) one .
Do they make good playmates for cairn terriers ?
What a stupid question to ask, have you been drinking ?