he has treats and he deserves them Dogs are better than people. 
Agreed, some folk should have been swallowed 
the tablets I’m on have the same effect as sprouts
that’s the way it is with digestive systems.
Today is …the day of the leftovers 
Today is a good day for sport etc.
especially for the armchair viewers who have plenty of T.V. channels to choose from
and local football to watch
-our local team , Kendal Town , are a bunch of pathetic numpties and are an embarrassment to the
town name of Kendal 
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Get your kit on, if you can do better 
I couldn`t do any worse , Dave . - even with 2 left feet and a cube for a football .
I gather that home game supporters are so few , that the club have resorted to erecting cardboard cut-outs of
pop stars as an attempt to woo some (unsuspecting) followers to the matches . 
As long as they take part and enjoy it, that’s what its all about. 
Aye, as long as they’re happy
Then everybody is happy.
except those watching Kendal Town lose again 
at least they are loyal supporters
not loyal at all, just fed up with the parkside prats
you don’t have to watch them, live and let live
I`ve never been to see them ,…but the local newspaper reporter sadly has to go there
What you moaning about then,if you don’t watch them.