for financial reasons it is not possible at this moment in time, but in the fullness of time things could change, but if they don’t,they will stay as they are, so now you know. 
…and TruckNet might be able to sponsor your “Big Day” 
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…then you`ll need a bugler for…The Last Post . 
sponsors would be no good, too complicated to explain
whats complicated about the “last post”
lots of things, but nothing to get alarmed about, just leave all that to CWM .
Hey,…I`m only trying to help 
funny kind of help, you trying to be a vicar ?
…after the stories about vicars on TNUK,…think again, Dave
you would fit the bill when it comes to chasing Nun’s .
aye , I probably would . 
But “Altitude” can run faster ,…and he catches them quicker 
he ain’t in any shape to run far these days,a fast walk is his best, he’s older than us
He maybe needs some Dent Beer to revive those (leg) muscles ?
Send him a crate for Xmas CWM.
I suppose I could send him a crate,…he could use it as a seat (if he remembers to turn it upside down first ).
But the beer would give him super-power energy. 
Rejuvenate the old lad, get him jogging again, he could be very fit with a couple of crates.
…but I think he`d run faster in shoes rather than crates 
highly debatable as to which would improve the speed
He might get a better return on the crates
and more miles to the gallon
when the footwells have been emptied of their contents