better than lying under a lorry 
or even lying under oath
Getting you in a whole heap of trouble
- similar to getting married
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which isn’t compulsory,just live as a couple and keep a dog cat and budgie.
and then blame the dog/cat or budgie when you ■■■■
especially the budgie because they are very potent 
- I understand that some budgies produce
eggy ■■■■■
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there is no doubt that you are the person to have that information. 
when I stood next to you last year , Dave
year before old chap 2011 it was
same year as my wedding, i had a drink then
you could do with another by now…
( it was 2012, Dave, - check out your photos , old boy )
and I`ll drink to that !! Hic !
quite right it was last year, you were missing from your post this year my apologies.
No need to apologise , Dave 
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I thought that I`d missed a year of my life . 
Anyway ,…whose round is it 
Don’t drink at Gaydon,I can’t afford caravan’s and motor homes like you rich hauliers. 
…and I saved my money by not having to buy dog food ; cat food , and budgie seeds .
Can’t be bad, but you can still bite
i would prefer to ■■■■ though