me to 
Sorry ladies looks like its me
Whoops, looks like ive beaten you all.
Try again , folks . 
back here as the last to post
Yes so am I. 
but have been overtaken once again
as bonnie lass tries again to lag behind everyone else ,…but she`s too quick
but not this time,beaten again
must be a new version of pointless
Depends on which angle you view it from!
from the last place of posting,of course
which now rules you out of the equation , Dave,
not necessarily as I don’t play the bugle
but you enjoy blowing your own trumpet over matters
haven’t got a trumpet,only played on the linoleum many years ago
which is safer than a wooden floor. 
Who wants to get splinters in their …
fingers playing with their cattle lorries 