____DAY 5: French-Canadians delight in being different; speaking French differently and doing most things in their own quirky way. Having a long rich heritage and passing traditions down through the generations is fine, but a lot of Quebecois seem to enjoy being bloody awkward when it comes to strangers. Many truck-drivers just don’t want to run east of Ontario, simply because of all the hassle. But doesn’t that all change when you have something they want? Urgently. At a place, where before I had been parked in a corner and ignored, I’m waved into position, straps pulled off and unloaded in under twenty minutes, all in the pouring rain. A guy even comes up and asks, in English, where the other truck is. “Demain matin”, I reply in French, I’ve heard that one enough times over the years when trying to get unloaded.
____DAY 6: In this job, you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get a chance to stick your tongue down the throat of a Princess. I can count on the fingers of a Vee sign the number of trips I have done of more than 3000 miles. But Vee is for Valcourt, Qc, 3174 miles to Vee is for Vancouver Island. Sixteen jet-skis and 2 three-wheel spyder motorcycles, loaded by 9 o’clock and a good days driving to North Bay; catching both Montreal and Ottawa at there traffic-free best.
____DAY 7: Highway 11 through the Canadian Shield and a chance to see some wildlife; dissappointingly, it’s a dead Black Bear, a roadkill victim. One live moose and two foxes in 1000 kilometres to Nipigon; where I dine with Neil and Neal, one current and one former driver of sewer green Kenworth T800s. Most of the ex-pat British drivers in eastern Manitoba keep in touch via Facebook; but it’s always good to sit down face to face and gossip. Find out who did what, where, why and how much they were fined.

____DAY 8: An early start, not the usual thing on a long trip when even if you drive all day you are not going to make up much time, but I’m going to be home in my own bed for the night and the jet-skis can have the security of the BFS electric entry-gated, video- camera watched, floodlight compound.
____DAY 9: Regina is the first drop, just one machine, then the Trans-Canada highway onto Medicine Hat, Ab. Time to plan ahead and with a log hours reset seemingly inevitable, I decide to push on with the drops as quickly as possible, leaving more time for myself on Vancouver Island.
____DAY 10: Today is all Highway 3, Lethbridge, the Crowsnest Pass, Cranbrook and to Crescent Valley, just north of Castlegar, BC. 15,ooo lbs of big boys toys doesn’t slow the rig too much as the ups and downs of the Rocky Mountains are splendid in the sunshine.
____DAY 11: Osoyoos, for fuel and a shower at the Husky Truckstop. A town by a lake and in the mountains, quite beautiful, but I could never live there. Not with a name like that, I remember when I lived in Ware, Hertfordshire; always having to repeat myself. Two drops close together at Aldergrove and Surrey, a traverse of Vancouver City in the evening rush, then Highway 99 towards Whistler, a road extensively worked on for the 2010 Olympic Winter Games and my first chance to use it without endless roadworks as I head for my last mainland drop at Squamish,BC.