Just piss off I don't work for tesco

Pimpdaddy:

nightline:
And how did you see a contract if your not in the game (What industry are you in) the contract would be 45 hours a week, need I say any more. I think you got sacked or were thrown off a Tesco site and barred for life, and its eating at you every day of your life.

Anybody can see it, it was advertised publicly, the one I really want to see is this ‘really good one’ some people keep banging on about. I’m allowed on any tesco site in the UK btw.

So they put a contract in the paper looking for drivers and that’s were you seen it and it was the whole contract, that must have been a few pages long, what paper do you get, the new contract is very good, the old one is brill

Why are you guys even entertaining this clown? He spends his days in a moving tent getting bullied by migrants ffs. :unamused:

nightline:
So they put a contract in the paper looking for drivers and that’s were you seen it and it was the whole contract, that must have been a few pages long, what paper do you get, the new contract is very good, the old one is brill

Yes that’s the ‘paper’ I’ve seen but I want to see the old one. To me the new one is not good at all but it is to everyone else, each to their own.

Contraflow:
Why are you guys even entertaining this clown? He spends his days in a moving tent getting bullied by migrants ffs. :unamused:

Huh? Does Pimpdaddy drive the tent or sit in the tent?

I thought those things were Lithuanian wormholes allowing them to move betwixt two worlds…

…Well, only one way actually.

Contraflow:
Why are you guys even entertaining this clown? He spends his days in a moving tent getting bullied by migrants ffs. :unamused:

Very true, I’m saying no more on the matter, bloody thread was about spilt coupling ffs

Contraflow:

nightline:
(What industry are you in)

One where you get a free minibus to work and all the carrots you can eat. :laughing:

Any vacancies? That sounds like my kinda job, free travel and 20/20 night vision as a perk :smiley: gonna jump in before dozy sees it and goes for a career change.

James the cat:

Contraflow:
Why are you guys even entertaining this clown? He spends his days in a moving tent getting bullied by migrants ffs. :unamused:

Huh? Does Pimpdaddy drive the tent or sit in the tent?

He stands in the tent frantically picking vegetables from the ground.

If he fails to meet his quota, his people trafficking overlords dock his pay by 50 carrots.

Pimpdaddy:

nightline:
So they put a contract in the paper looking for drivers and that’s were you seen it and it was the whole contract, that must have been a few pages long, what paper do you get, the new contract is very good, the old one is brill

Yes that’s the ‘paper’ I’ve seen but I want to see the old one. To me the new one is not good at all but it is to everyone else, each to their own.

I think you want a job as a Tesco driver but that might be a bit hard if you live in a tent (as above) with no address and buy papers with whole work contracts in them, if you go to the library you can look up old newspapers and see the old contract make sure you look at the one you seen the new contract

Contraflow:

James the cat:

Contraflow:
Why are you guys even entertaining this clown? He spends his days in a moving tent getting bullied by migrants ffs. :unamused:

Huh? Does Pimpdaddy drive the tent or sit in the tent?

He stands in the tent frantically picking vegetables from the ground.

If he fails to meet his quota, his people trafficking overlords dock his pay by 50 carrots.

Poor sod. Working beneath the people traffickers, sorry “Eastos”. Beg my pardon. How rude, I mean “flips flops”. Mmm, give me a second, I’ll get this right. I keep making ■■■■■. “immigrant workers”. There we go.

Mind you at least the traffickers have got him working in the carrot tent and not in their other specialist line of work involving hairy men, red lights and rubber johnnies :angry:

Poor pimpdaddy :cry:

James the cat:
Poor pimpdaddy :cry:

Poor me hey:(

robroy:

Contraflow:

nightline:
(What industry are you in)

One where you get a free minibus to work and all the carrots you can eat. :laughing:

Any vacancies? That sounds like my kinda job, free travel and 20/20 night vision as a perk :smiley: gonna jump in before dozy sees it and goes for a career change.

A flat field. A motorised tent full of carrots in baskets/ Dozy?

That’ll end well :unamused: .

Bent poles (metal kind), Bruised Poles (people kind), ripped canvas, dismembered tractor wheels, steaming engine and soiled, broken, violated carrots all folded into a big steaming mess like some camping carnage watership down medley. All before the first break. I bet you.

The-Snowman:
To be fair he probably knew he was dealing with someone who rushes about so much he disregards the risk assessment,takes out a building,and then blames the van driver in a state of total brass neck,unashamed blame passing. Given this happened about a week ago,can you really blame him for being nervous about you split coupling? You’d probably have drove off without going back to set the pin,then blamed the trailer company for not making suzie connections strong enough

ROFL!!! :laughing:

Just do one :imp: your posts are repetitive and boring :imp: (note 2 evil posts) ■■■■■■■■

dri-diddly-iver:
Just do one :imp: your posts are repetitive and boring :imp: (note 2 evil posts) [zb]

Who?

dri-diddly-iver:
Just do one :imp: your posts are repetitive and boring :imp: (note 2 evil posts) [zb]

?

This is exciting. We’ve gone from split coupling, to working in tents to Cluedo evilness. Quite a leap.

selby newcomer:

Pimpdaddy:

nightline:
maybe he cant get a job with Tesco. One of the best paid jobs in driving if you work direct for them, money for old rope

No it’s zb’ing not, I’m on more than £9.75/hour(or whatever they’re on), don’t drive trucks & my nose isn’t brown:lol:

There you go, another Pimpdaddy post where he thinks he knows it all but knows nothing, even your side kick daf95xxf can correct you on that one

I’m nobodies side kick, but yes the money is a bit more than that…

James the cat:

dri-diddly-iver:
Just do one :imp: your posts are repetitive and boring :imp: (note 2 evil posts) [zb]

Who?

pimpdaddy, forgot to quote :blush:

dri-diddly-iver:
pimpdaddy, forgot to quote :blush:

Im fee to post almost anything I want just like you are, nobody is forcing you to read them-scroll through:!::!::!::evil:

James the cat:
This is exciting. We’ve gone from split coupling, to working in tents to Cluedo evilness. Quite a leap.

I suggest Mrs White did it with a finger full of (Colonel) mustard applied with a lead pipe in the conservatory party HQ.
Then that scarlett women came in dragging the professor with a stupid look on his face like he’d just “pulled out a plum”.
Liberal amounts of the Mrs’ Whitewash were applied to the windows to full encapsulate what would be a scene of sheer horror for the carbon-black hating Reverend Green party.
A labour of love thus done as deed by the women of colour.