Jeremy Clarkson

Like the BBC would sack Clarkson for those remarks. He is one of the few assets that the BBC have left that is capable of pulling a decent audience!

Well said Jeremy, speaking for a lot of the British public.

Richard Littlejohn Wrote;

“For the record I don’t agree with Clarkson — I think they should be hung, drawn and quartered”.

It’s been a pleasure watching the left-wing chatterati get their knickers in a twist about this. They really do need to get a sense of humour.

Paul From Up North wrote;

Not exactly what I would have said, but taken in context was obviously far from being serious…… Clarkson is a British (Yorkshire) export that at least makes money… Keep up the good work old chap and long may you make a positive contribution to the British economy through your taxes, our balance of payments through your exports, and the general feeling of wellbeing you create within so many of us!

Over 23000 strikers have jumped on the band wagon so far. JC is now in China.

I think clarkson is great

and for them who don’t like what he says … TURN OVER

I buy dvd’s that i like and put what i like on the tv or radio and if i don’t like what some1 says its water off a ducks back

so if you was down the pub and you hear some1 say something you don’t like about truck drivers you wouldn’t start giving them a mouth full because you would get slapped about. so what right do anyone have to ■■■■■ about him because he’s on tv and not at the bar.

Do-gooders with too much time on there hands.

Sometimes I agree with what he says, and sometimes I think he is talking complete and utter bollox, but whatever, I love the way he says it.

Am I missing something here? How long has Clarkson been a ‘comedian’? A self righteous, over paid, over rated, pretentious, narcissistic prick with a face you’d never get bored of punching, yes, a comedian, never.

bluenose:
Am I missing something here? How long has Clarkson been a ‘comedian’? A self righteous, over paid, over rated, pretentious, narcissistic prick with a face you’d never get bored of punching, yes, a comedian, never.

to me a comedian is anyone who makes me laugh, even if they don’t try to be funny. Some of the comments about JC make me laugh too. He writes books to make people laugh, much like the travel writer Bill Bryson or .

I know people get upset with Clarkson, so does he, that is why he comes out with the statements he does. He is a master windup merchant and that makes me smile :stuck_out_tongue:

I was lucky enough to be at a Gentlemans evening with Quentin Wilson, he is another very “Blue” funny bloke and is paid by car manufacturers to slag other manufacturers off at dealer launches. One night he will be promoting Ford, the next Mercedes, the jokes are the same, just the names are reversed.

Have you noticed JC never slags Fords? I wonder how much he paid for that Mustang ?

harry:
Have you noticed JC never slags Fords? I wonder how much he paid for that Mustang ?

This was his comment on driving a Mustang :stuck_out_tongue:

But every time I drive one, I’m left with an abiding sensation that I’m in a dustbin lorry. It has a Seddon Atkinson-quality feel and it handles like it’s towing a fully laden skip. And this is true: I do have a weird feeling that if I buy something American, I’m in some way supporting George Bush.

Does anyone know why James May lost his job on Autocar magazine?

not really app. 2 this post BUT , have any of you seen the old TOP GEAR when he seriously attempted 2 pilot a truck■■? 2 save your time <he tried , he bombed , like did he bomb BIGSTYLE !!!, but , his parting comment re us who do every day /eve was ,“QUOTE” GENTLEMEN (OBVIOUSLY 2 INC. LADIES) I SALUTE YOU !!!" SO , FAIR PLAY ,he consummed copious amounts of humble pie , thou watching his attempt 2 back up a class one was rib burstingly funny. p.s. the far 2 rich geezer has a (engine de commissioned)HARRIER JUMP JET at the gates of one of his stately piles !! luv him /hate him methinks that is so cool !

I think that everybody who is on the dole should be taken out and shot in front of their families.

This would greatly assist the UK economy in the following ways:

a) There would be employment for the people who take part in the firing squads.
b) there would be employment for the people who train and counsel the members of the firing squads.
c) there would be employment for people working in the armaments industry.
d) there would be a huge increase in work for funeral directors who would be able to take on more employees and apprentices (from the dole queues, so this could become self dampening if we are not careful about who we select for the firing squads)
e) there would be employment for workers in council crematoria throughout the country
(there may be opportunities for more workers to be taken on, BUT see the caveat with point d above)
f) there would be the possibility of the government creating a new agency to oversee the management of the shot body disposal schedules. This would create lots more jobs.

The End result would be:
massive savings in government spending on the dole,
but these savings would be spent on government employment - more jobs
Reduction of the unemployment rate - doublefold because as the population decreases due to the shootings and the actual number of claimants drops then the percentage drop would massively increase because the ratios become skewed.
Wealth created in the mortician sector

We could use the energy created in crematoria to generate electricity in a sustainable manner because the population will regenerate itself naturally in time.
This would assist our commitment to ‘Green Energy’
More work in the ‘Green Energy’ generation sector.

The whole thing is just a WIN WIN situation, don’t you agree?

The possibility to ‘export’ this idea abroad with all the possibilities to ship foreign dole recipients in to be shot on behalf of foreign governments (more wealth creation)

i could go on all night about this, but I am sure most of you get my point here.

I will be starting an online petition to the government on this.

So please let me have your support and comments on this everybody.

Kind regards,
LandyLad

LandyLad:
I think that everybody who is on the dole should be taken out and shot in front of their families.

Does that include the people out of work in the January slow-time?!

EVERYONE - There are to be NO Exceptions.

Anybody who resists will also be shot.

We MUST be STRONG on this, it is the only way out of our present financial crisis.

Thats why I havent been claiming dole when I was out of work last month.

I got myself a nice little number sitting outside Mothercare all day with a cup, a dog and a sign saying ‘dog to Feed, please help’.

i made about £75 per day in untaxable CASH.

The news on Sunday’s programme was brilliant, it got Rog down to a tee in the institute of advance motoring item.


I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928268,-3.269854
It’s not theirs anymore,
This is our England now.
Paaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyy

I have decided to modify my master plan due to lack of interest.

Please replace ‘Everyone on the Dole’ with either

a) All Politicians (including local councils)

or

b) High ranking Bankers

or

c) anybody whose surname begins with the letter ‘P’

Your choice.

LandyLad

Did one Adolf Hitler not try something similar a few decades ago.?

alamcculloch:
Did one Adolf Hitler not try something similar a few decades ago.?

Yeah, but he didn’t do it in the open. He hid it away and sent everyone away and hid it in the countryside.

That would be like sending prisoners to a prison that doesn’t exist and there is no parole, and whilst some feel that prisoners should have that happen, I don’t think the massive extermination just because they are criminals should be condoned.

Perhaps sending them up to some rural part of the country to work on the farms would be better :wink:

LandyLad:
I think that everybody who is on the dole should be taken out and shot in front of their families.

This would greatly assist the UK economy in the following ways:

a) There would be employment for the people who take part in the firing squads.
b) there would be employment for the people who train and counsel the members of the firing squads.
c) there would be employment for people working in the armaments industry.
d) there would be a huge increase in work for funeral directors who would be able to take on more employees and apprentices (from the dole queues, so this could become self dampening if we are not careful about who we select for the firing squads)
e) there would be employment for workers in council crematoria throughout the country
(there may be opportunities for more workers to be taken on, BUT see the caveat with point d above)
f) there would be the possibility of the government creating a new agency to oversee the management of the shot body disposal schedules. This would create lots more jobs.

The End result would be:
massive savings in government spending on the dole,
but these savings would be spent on government employment - more jobs
Reduction of the unemployment rate - doublefold because as the population decreases due to the shootings and the actual number of claimants drops then the percentage drop would massively increase because the ratios become skewed.
Wealth created in the mortician sector

We could use the energy created in crematoria to generate electricity in a sustainable manner because the population will regenerate itself naturally in time.
This would assist our commitment to ‘Green Energy’
More work in the ‘Green Energy’ generation sector.

The whole thing is just a WIN WIN situation, don’t you agree?

The possibility to ‘export’ this idea abroad with all the possibilities to ship foreign dole recipients in to be shot on behalf of foreign governments (more wealth creation)

i could go on all night about this, but I am sure most of you get my point here.

I will be starting an online petition to the government on this.

So please let me have your support and comments on this everybody.

Kind regards,
LandyLad

I can foresee some flaws in this masterplan.Firstly elf and safety issues related to the use of all bullets used having to be replaced with blanks.

Assuming that you can get the relevant exemption from elf and safety to use bullets there’s then the issue of racial discrimination in which you’d need to shoot a large proportion of the black community.In addition to which many of those are probably better armed than the firing squads would be.

Then you’ll have the problem of people who decide to join the army to get off the dole while at the same time those made redundant from the army are being put on it.All of which,when they hear of this plan,are going to make sure that they keep their guns and ammo.

It’s unclear as to wether the east european workers will decide to help in the liquidation plan or zb off home in case they’re next in line when the bosses find some foreign workers who are even cheaper to do their jobs.

Which just leaves anyone who’s white,British and who isn’t prepared to join the army and/or work for nothing at gun point to be liquidated which leaves the Asian Muslim majority to run the place and argue amongst themselves and the Army left trying to defend itself from being wiped out by redundancies and/or while fighting.

Which is almost where we are now anyway. :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Yes I see the problems here. Glad I ran it up the flagpole to see who would salute it before proposing it to the relevant minister.

So how about a little modification then.

Everyone on the dole should be taken out and trained in a skill that is in keeping with their abilities.

Desirable skills would include the ability to speak english properly, reading, writing and simple arithmetic.

The ability to tell the time would be nice and the knowledge that every day includes two 7 o’clocks, one in the MORNING (when day workers clock on) as well as the one at night when its time to get out of bed.

Once they have become proficient in something or other, they should be given some video recording equipment and told to make a documentary for Channel 4.

The public could be asked to vote for the best documentary every month and the winner would get a prize of , say, £12,000 which is what the BBC gives people to WASTE on their boring documentary ‘Dont Tell The Bride’. (That’s £12,000 of OUR Licence money every show given away just to make a load of rubbish).

Anybody who returns the video equipment within 3 months would be given some additional financial reward.

Anybody who doesn’t return the equipment would be offered the chance to stand for election as a local authority councillor or an MP.

It would give some of them a chance to be doing something at least. :smiley: