It's no yolk!

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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eggstra eggstra read all about it , lorry over turns giving the entire local village free scrambled eggs but the yolks on the driver there making an ommlette the biggest in europe

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Dixon is on an urgent run, he must get the mushrooms there before the eggs set

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lmfao

Wheel Nut:
Dixon is on an urgent run, he must get the mushrooms there before the eggs set

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I’m afried this is no laughing matter

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Shell he get the sack?

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Hello Boss,you know that trailer of fresh egg’s you asked me to tip at Morrisons ASAP… :blush:

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OH MY GOD !!! i cant believe you’re all making fun of this !!! anyone would crash if they ran into that !!!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

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Is this the new ‘Free Range’ eggs from Tesco?

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Keep egging everyone on and this thread will go on and on from a medium sized one to a large one! Crack on drivers!

Longman.

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That’s one to go in the Albumen

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Them Trucks go over easy, Bet it was a Fry day

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There’s some eggstraordinary bad punns.

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These jokes are egg-cellent (said in a Chris Barrie, “The Brittas Empire” stylie).

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WOW what an EGGciting post :smiley: :smiley:

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I’m bored now, time to crack on

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That must have been one big Chicken

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Some of these jokes are so painful they are egg-scrutiating

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some soldiers were needed to help mopping up.

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He must have been eggsasperated :smiley:

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Someone’s going to have to shell out to clean that lot up :laughing:

Sorry - I’ll sit down again. :blush: :blush: