I’m very much in the “tell him to get stuffed” camp.
of course that would also work the other way. Stick together and refuse, which protects wreckers and we all have to put up with them.
I need a doctor my sides are killing me funniest thread i have read all year 
Pay to tip your truck. 
Agree to pay the excess on the insurance.
Some halfwits will be paying to put Derv in next.
ROLF 
Guy Rope:
Pay to tip your truck.Agree to pay the excess on the insurance.
Some halfwits will be paying to put Derv in next.
ROLF
I’m buying my boss a lorry for christmas. 
Guy Rope:
Pay to tip your truck.Agree to pay the excess on the insurance.
Some halfwits will be paying to put Derv in next.
ROLF
Tipping and Refueling i have to do, so wouldnt pay for that.
But i dont break bits off them so wouldnt be paying even if i did sign
“I dont break them”…Tempting fate are we not?
I promised a worried person that I wouldn’t hit there car yesterday as I only had an inch either side.
They said “shall I move it”…I said “nah don’t worry I won’t hit it”.
Guess what happened!
I didn’t hit it. 
I think its only right if you damage your big truck you help to pay for it. After all if I burn one of my burgers I have to pay for it, or eat it. Normally i find it easier to pay for it.
On the whole my employers are very fair with us, below I have posted part of my new contract;
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders category”. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Death Clause
Any worker found dead at their desk will be promptly fired. All deaths will need to be applied for in advance and will only be approved if your can show that your death will not affect productivity.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustration’s, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
I must say I enjoy reading about all your problems on this site, if you need someone to talk to about them, I work most days at Corley Services. Dont forget the offer of free fries is still available for all Trucknet members