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Victa1:
CAUTION! HIGH RISK OF BEER ON ROADOn second thoughts, kill yourself. PM me for instructions.
That was harsh…
Op why not explain your problem in more depth on a sober head
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raymundo:
dozy:
You can’t blame the Mrs , at the end of the day all they want is a normal life ,going on romantic weekends away , strolls hand in hand on evening ,candle lit meals etc , etc , instead of being selfish and I’m off tramping , why not look for a job where you can spend time with her , make her feel loved again , wanted
Rekindle the spark you once had
Haha, what [zb] planet do you come from Dozy, the romance and bj 's stop the day they get the ring on their finger
Load of ■■■■■■■■ sailor.
It’s not often I agree with Dozy, but on this occasion I do.
Some men know how to keep a woman happy (and moist), others go out to sea and ■■■■■■■■■■ into a tissue for weeks at a time.
Each to their own I suppose.
You are so quick to try to make everyone think how clever and (un)funny you are that you fail to completely read the post, THERE IS A WINKY FACE AT THE END 
OP 
they’re wired up wrong 
that’s all! 
plenty more in the pub! 
Is she bang tidy? 
joking aside, if you love her? Go with her best mate, then you’ll know what you’re missing when she’s gone! 
get on the beers son or Jeremy Kyle
Although all relationships are different I find humour and making my woman feel special mixed with the odd surprise works wonders. Course being an ear to listen, a hand to hold, a shoulder to cry on and a best friend works wonders as well.
To rekindle romance one must put the effort in, a lot of ladies need to feel loved in order to make love especially in a long term relationship once the honeymoon period has ended.
Men see this as the ring on the finger condition but I find putting a finger or two in my wife’s ring from time to time not only rekindles the flames of passion but explodes them to new levels, and vice versa etc…
Just popping over to agonyaunt.net to see if their giving any tachograph advice.
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raymundo:
dozy:
You can’t blame the Mrs , at the end of the day all they want is a normal life ,going on romantic weekends away , strolls hand in hand on evening ,candle lit meals etc , etc , instead of being selfish and I’m off tramping , why not look for a job where you can spend time with her , make her feel loved again , wanted
Rekindle the spark you once hadHaha, what [zb] planet do you come from Dozy, the romance and bj 's stop the day they get the ring on their finger
Load of ■■■■■■■■ sailor.
It’s not often I agree with Dozy, but on this occasion I do.
Some men know how to keep a woman happy (and moist), others go out to sea and ■■■■■■■■■■ into a tissue for weeks at a time.
Each to their own I suppose.
I wish you woud say what you really mean monkey, instead of all this weak mealy mouth ■■■■■ footing about, carefully trying not to cause offence.
Victa1:
F-reds:
Are you on the beer? Or just wish you were?Lol on the beer , had enough of her . Only way out is tramping . Bills paid see her at weekends job done.
I think I’ll quote this in case the OP sobers up and regrets what he posted and hits the edit function. 
Juat wondering when the OP will get around to painting his bedroom ceiling.