Happy Keith:
Silver_Surfer:
‘… CF … screen wash…’’
My tight employer is seemingly content to run our fleet with little more than water - so one of the lads has submitted a ‘Near Miss, Safety Concern’ with a suggestion of how awful it would be if the TC were to learn how the washers have spent the last few days frozen and useless & the windys bogging 
Hope you get to see clearly soon, SS - though the CF filler is a bugger to effectively replenish with much more than a teaspoonful of solution…
WE mix our’s up in a watering can then tip it in 
Happy Keith:
Silver_Surfer:
‘… CF … screen wash…’’
My tight employer is seemingly content to run our fleet with little more than water - so one of the lads has submitted a ‘Near Miss, Safety Concern’ with a suggestion of how awful it would be if the TC were to learn how the washers have spent the last few days frozen and useless & the windys bogging 
Hope you get to see clearly soon, SS - though the CF filler is a bugger to effectively replenish with much more than a teaspoonful of solution…
WE mix our’s up in a watering can then tip it in 
Retired Old ■■■■:
The idiot who designed the screenwash bottle is not the same idiot who designed the front panel.
And they had fallen out at the time and were not speaking to each other.
And it was yet another idiot who designed the bonnet. Sorry, binet!
And he wasn’t speaking to either of the other idiots.
When eventually the parts came together in the prototype it was discovered that they had all dropped a bo**ock, but it didn’t matter because the only people who would be affected would be lorry drivers and, as everyone knows, lorry drivers don’t matter anyway.
And nobody speaks to lorry drivers, least of all lorry designers.
Unfortunately, that rings so very very true 
the trick too filling up the washer bottle on a cf is as follows,
step 1: go to shop buy 500ml bottle of soft drink
step 2: drink contents of said bottle
step 3: throw bottle top away as it is not needed
step 4: get knife and cut bottle in half and throw away base part as not needed
step 5: open grill as per gogzys instructions
step 6: unscrew water bottle top ( top right and is blue in colour)
step 7: place bottle top part in the washer bottle filler hole
step 8: get watering can or hose and slowly pour in
step 9: once water no longer dissapears remove bottle, replace washer bottle cap
step 10: close grill and sit in truck check the washers work then job a good un
papermonkey:
Happy Keith:
Silver_Surfer:
‘… CF … screen wash…’’
‘…the CF filler is a bugger to effectively replenish with much more than a teaspoonful of solution…’
‘…WE mix our’s up in a watering can then tip it in…’
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Unless one has a bespoke ‘DAF Screenwash Replen Can’ doesn’t the grille (opened as discussed elsewhere) get in the way 
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Holding the can sideways initially earnt me a wet hand/wrist/arm (albeit contaminated with nowt stronger than water - maybe that’s why the tight-wads don’t mix it?) from six miles above my swede as it poured from the replen hole rather than the spout.
Maybe I should rub the can for the ‘Plastic Replen Recepticle Genie’ to grant me one last wish to be seven miles tall

Happy Christmas, all