Is the monkey dead from all that smoke contra flow…
robroy:
montytom:
Hi people I have taken a great deal of advice from this forum since I joined-Only a little while ago.On other forums I am on you can pay some money and become a full member or such like or make a donation to keep the forums running.
Does this place have anything like that? I have tried looking but cannot find a donate button.
Sorry if I seem thick but I thought as im getting good information best I give a little back Thanks ThomasI’ll send you my name and address mate, just make the cheque out to me or send me your card no and I will sort it from this end.
+1 … will add my A/c details too … all donation are gratefully accepted 
cliffstephens:
Is the monkey dead from all that smoke contra flow…
I can still see the monkey. You’re the second person who’s said they can’t though. 
I can’t either. Maybe yo’u’ve spanked it to death!
Contraflow:
cliffstephens:
Is the monkey dead from all that smoke contra flow…I can still see the monkey. You’re the second person who’s said they can’t though.
I cant see your monkey but I can see my ■■■■■. Perhaps you have left it in your Ford Tribbing.
I can see the monkey
montytom:
Hi people I have taken a great deal of advice from this forum since I joined-Only a little while ago.On other forums I am on you can pay some money and become a full member or such like or make a donation to keep the forums running.
Does this place have anything like that? I have tried looking but cannot find a donate button.
Sorry if I seem thick but I thought as im getting good information best I give a little back Thanks Thomas
What a bloody nice chap 
Contraflow:
cliffstephens:
Is the monkey dead from all that smoke contra flow…I can still see the monkey. You’re the second person who’s said they can’t though.
Still smokin chimp l contraflow your comments dont seem the same without the chimp blazing away in the corner 
Contraflow:
cliffstephens:
Is the monkey dead from all that smoke contra flow…I can still see the monkey. You’re the second person who’s said they can’t though.
i can still see it ok, 
I can’t.
Its great that we got all of this for no charge whatsoever,the forum is part of the Truck and Driver magazine firm.I use Coachdriverforum which is much smaller than this and they gladly accept donations.I got some useful info and donated £10.00 purely as a goodwill gesture.
Weird that contra flows monkey back…kinda missed him…
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Dipper_Dave:
Funny enough I was looking at a car forum the other day, nice review of the new Ford Tribbing…Impressive split rear seating.I too was impressed by the Ford Tribbing Dave, so much so that I’ve got one on order. I was unsure which colour to go for at first; pink or brown? Then I heard that the pink ones are self-lubricating and my mind was made up.
I’m glad to see Ford are still up to their old smutty car naming tricks.
I can recall the previous phase of naming them after magazines designed for gentleman and both the Ford ■■■■■■ and Ford Fiesta were fine vehicles too. Disappointingly the Ford Reader’s wives arses special never made it past the development stage.
montytom:
Very funny haha I was being serious.As said some forums i frequent you pay a membership fee and you get access to more parts-Ie locked materials.
So Im assuming by your posts that this place doesn’t have them then
“Pre Locked Materials” - as in “locked on this board” because something dodgy is being discussed?
Or is it more about which laybys have some dogging going on, and at what times, coupled with where to find some rozzers parking for the night so you don’t get an emptied tank curtesy of the frey bentos door openers…?
A map showing the nearest “carpetright” dump for cut-offs wouldn’t go amiss either - as Clarkson might say… 
Winseer:
montytom:
Very funny haha I was being serious.As said some forums i frequent you pay a membership fee and you get access to more parts-Ie locked materials.
So Im assuming by your posts that this place doesn’t have them then
“Pre Locked Materials” - as in “locked on this board” because something dodgy is being discussed?
Or is it more about which laybys have some dogging going on, and at what times, coupled with where to find some rozzers parking for the night so you don’t get an emptied tank curtesy of the frey bentos door openers…?
A map showing the nearest “carpetright” dump for cut-offs wouldn’t go amiss either - as Clarkson might say…
No No No what I meant is certain deals Ie cheap breakdown cover, Cheaper insurance and some how tos ie sunroof drains etc are all covered in a locked part of the forum so you have to pay a tenner to see and you get a membership number which you relay to the breakdown operator to give you cheaper cover and also the same with insurance
Thomas
toby1234abc:
I donated £ 1000 to the Tang drivers club in Ireland, all I got back for a joining gift was a pair of size ten Dealer boots, a box full of Ben Sherman chequered shirts.
A map of the A 75 , to show where unmarked rozzers park,a magnet for the fridge, and a Diy manual on how to make a V8 do 74 mph, and two Keep er lit stickers.
The magnet is not for the fridge mate 
montytom:
Winseer:
montytom:
Very funny haha I was being serious.As said some forums i frequent you pay a membership fee and you get access to more parts-Ie locked materials.
So Im assuming by your posts that this place doesn’t have them then
“Pre Locked Materials” - as in “locked on this board” because something dodgy is being discussed?
Or is it more about which laybys have some dogging going on, and at what times, coupled with where to find some rozzers parking for the night so you don’t get an emptied tank curtesy of the frey bentos door openers…?
A map showing the nearest “carpetright” dump for cut-offs wouldn’t go amiss either - as Clarkson might say…
No No No what I meant is certain deals Ie cheap breakdown cover, Cheaper insurance and some how tos ie sunroof drains etc are all covered in a locked part of the forum so you have to pay a tenner to see and you get a membership number which you relay to the breakdown operator to give you cheaper cover and also the same with insurance
Thomas
Arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying mate; horse a dead flogging
Bernard
Dipper_Dave:
montytom:
Very funny haha I was being serious.As said some forums i frequent you pay a membership fee and you get access to more parts-Ie locked materials.
So Im assuming by your posts that this place doesn’t have them then
You naughty boy I also frequent those types of forums when the wifes out, best to go incognito though and clear history afterwards. Although I have now took to creating fake history as when theres no history on the home laptop the missus knows I have been doing some one handed browsing…
I’m with Montytom, 10 quid donation would be good value for a happy ending.