High street tipping

Give us your lines on the picture below. Who is saying what…make us laugh. :smiley: :smiley:

dont look behind there is a copper!

Delivery for the gutter press…

Who’s ordered all this french cheese

“HOLD THE FRONT PAGE”… errr and the next page, and the next page and the next… :unamused:

iDriver

First trials of the new Digital Tachograph units have gone well but there remains an issue with printout paper :question:

iDriver

" I know we,re in a recession but saving money buying large toilet rolls in bulk is ridiculous !!"

I’ve lost half a crown! I know it’s in here somewhere…

NO… I said we need a massive sheet for a load, not a load for a massive… Oh forget it :unamused:

iDriver

“Well boss i tipped that load you requested, quicker than i thought too. !”

The ‘Two Bob Bit’ Curry house was proving more popular than first expected.

The Men in Black knew Alan Firmin was just a front for illegal Aliens.

Tracey Emin’s new exhibition ‘Industrial Espionage’ causes a stir

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE ONE OFF THE TOP !!!

( Copper) Anything you may say will be taken down :angry: and may be used as evidence :smiling_imp: .
( Driver ) Mi Pants Please uhhhh . :cry:
(Copper) WHAT :angry:
( Driver ) ERRR Its a good job we were hauling Toilet Rolls :open_mouth: I think i just sh** myself :blush:

Who would you give your last ROLO to.

well officer im sure the man in the knightsbridge shop said i would need all of these rolls to paper the lounge, and i shall be jolly cross if there are any left over.

Trust Firmin to deliver :laughing:

Nice old AEC with a personal plate too.