Give us your lines on the picture below. Who is saying what…make us laugh.
dont look behind there is a copper!
Delivery for the gutter press…
Who’s ordered all this french cheese
“HOLD THE FRONT PAGE”… errr and the next page, and the next page and the next…
iDriver
First trials of the new Digital Tachograph units have gone well but there remains an issue with printout paper
iDriver
" I know we,re in a recession but saving money buying large toilet rolls in bulk is ridiculous !!"
I’ve lost half a crown! I know it’s in here somewhere…
NO… I said we need a massive sheet for a load, not a load for a massive… Oh forget it
iDriver
“Well boss i tipped that load you requested, quicker than i thought too. !”
The ‘Two Bob Bit’ Curry house was proving more popular than first expected.
The Men in Black knew Alan Firmin was just a front for illegal Aliens.
Tracey Emin’s new exhibition ‘Industrial Espionage’ causes a stir
I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE ONE OFF THE TOP !!!
( Copper) Anything you may say will be taken down and may be used as evidence
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( Driver ) Mi Pants Please uhhhh .
(Copper) WHAT
( Driver ) ERRR Its a good job we were hauling Toilet Rolls I think i just sh** myself
Who would you give your last ROLO to.
well officer im sure the man in the knightsbridge shop said i would need all of these rolls to paper the lounge, and i shall be jolly cross if there are any left over.
Trust Firmin to deliver
Nice old AEC with a personal plate too.