Twoninety88:
Bacon Sandwich:
I think it’s a bit ott to call him the knob of the week. After all, it’s only Monday. Plenty of time for another colossal [zb] up!I backed into a tree today…does that count?
Nope. You won’t even get a nomination with that sort of amateurish behaviour. Now, if you drove into the tree, and it’s still stuck on the front of your wagon as you drive down the road, then we’re getting somewhere!
4/10. Must try harder! 
Wardaddy:
Dolph, The Bulgarian Ambassador to Trucknetuk will be here soon to claim that the driver has been subjected to inhumane ridicule and therefore must be given political asylum, a bed on the floor of a broom cupboard somewhere in Reading and a job washing cars at a boarded up service station somewhere along the A4.
No he’s probably on border patrol with Borat in sunny beach
Been in worse situations,I would’ve checked out the map on satnav spotted the side streets up ahead gone up turned around and went back,no drama,no sweat,I think he must of panicked worst thing to do ever in my opinion.
Da Dachsa,… Ha,Ha,Ha
When i did a lot Germany past a Dachsa depot i loosened the Screews of my Mirror,as the Mirror just turns but doesn’t breaks when a Daxa Lorry overtook. They were always doin full Speed on da small County Road with the Trailer folloing them like a drunken Dog
