robroy:
Just to cap off the day, I was walking over to pay and tripped over the bloody high kerb, landing on my face, this Belgian guy off Sitra came and helped me up…street cred and dignity right down the khazi.
Aw man, that’s awful. I feel terrible for you. (laughing hysterically while typing this)
I think we’ve all enjoyed your "Dozy"episode Rob, can we look forward to another one this weekend? 
Regards Kev.
kevmac47:
I think we’ve all enjoyed your "Dozy"episode Rob, can we look forward to another one this weekend?
Back in work Tues afternoon…I’ll let you know.
Will be stocking up with Ginsters pies oranges and cans of Lilt a la dozy.
^^^^^ I’m back on the road next week so prepare yourself for a trailer party big nose!
the maoster:
^^^^^ I’m back on the road next week so prepare yourself for a trailer party big nose!
As long as no ■■■■ locks us in and we end up like a cold ‘Chinese’ in Purfleet 
Just an observation here Rob, your tale of whoa and dilemma as you have put out here bares an uncanny resemblance to a Dozy thread, Dozy mysteriously disapears and you step into his shoes quite easily and sneak in without anyone noticing, I am not a one for conspiracy theories or the old adage of multiple ID’s, the jury is out at the moment. Is this Rob turning into a troll or is this a case of humour? It’s a very fine line defining the two.
I’ll set it for +20 for your comfort my friend
the maoster:
I’ll set it for +20 for your comfort my friend
What, and drink warm beer? 
Hmmm, good point. Perhaps I’ll use initiative and blag one of our splitter trailers for the week as they’re getting used for sod all else now!
24 stubbies…
Of Eurofizzy lager/biere will take exactly 1 hour and 12 minutes to chill perfectly at -25 degrees C from German supermarket temperature.
Here to help.
yourhavingalarf:
24 stubbies…Of Eurofizzy lager/biere will take exactly 1 hour and 12 minutes to chill perfectly at -25 degrees C from German supermarket temperature.
Here to help.
You’re making me thirsty man.
Off to sit in the garden, catch a few rays, crack open a case of French biere,.and fire up the barbie.
I lurrrve my days off. 
UKtramp:
Just an observation here Rob, your tale of whoa and dilemma as you have put out here bares an uncanny resemblance to a Dozy thread, Dozy mysteriously disapears and you step into his shoes quite easily and sneak in without anyone noticing, I am not a one for conspiracy theories or the old adage of multiple ID’s, the jury is out at the moment. Is this Rob turning into a troll or is this a case of humour? It’s a very fine line defining the two.
Ahh right so you’re re.opening up the multi i.d.can of worms then UKt eh?
Some would say this is a double bluff on your part to take the heat off all the pre accusations and theories of you being… ‘The Doze’.
Nah, I can assure you I ain’t him, I have no double id.s on here mate…, (well, apart from my ‘The Maoster’ alias of course, who I created as I’m sad and lonely with no real mates. )
UKtramp:
Just an observation here Rob, your tale of whoa and dilemma as you have put out here bares an uncanny resemblance to a Dozy thread, Dozy mysteriously disapears and you step into his shoes quite easily and sneak in without anyone noticing, I am not a one for conspiracy theories or the old adage of multiple ID’s, the jury is out at the moment. Is this Rob turning into a troll or is this a case of humour? It’s a very fine line defining the two.
Very fair point, you never see me and Robroy in the same room together (well, not unless you get out of your layby and venture to a pub that is). The same could be said of Eagerbeaver and me… or Punchy Dan come to think of it!
If I’m going down I’m taking you all with me
the maoster:
UKtramp:
Just an observation here Rob, your tale of whoa and dilemma as you have put out here bares an uncanny resemblance to a Dozy thread, Dozy mysteriously disapears and you step into his shoes quite easily and sneak in without anyone noticing, I am not a one for conspiracy theories or the old adage of multiple ID’s, the jury is out at the moment. Is this Rob turning into a troll or is this a case of humour? It’s a very fine line defining the two.Very fair point, you never see me and Robroy in the same room together (well, not unless you get out of your layby and venture to a pub that is). The same could be said of Eagerbeaver and me… or Punchy Dan come to think of it!
If I’m going down I’m taking you all with me
A lot seems to be coming out of the closet here, certainly food for thought and you never actually know who is who on here. (just quickly checking which user name I am using) I am currently listening to Tchaikovsky symphony No6, so I will let You and Rob get back to your steak dinner
UKtramp:
the maoster:
UKtramp:
Just an observation here Rob, your tale of whoa and dilemma as you have put out here bares an uncanny resemblance to a Dozy thread, Dozy mysteriously disapears and you step into his shoes quite easily and sneak in without anyone noticing, I am not a one for conspiracy theories or the old adage of multiple ID’s, the jury is out at the moment. Is this Rob turning into a troll or is this a case of humour? It’s a very fine line defining the two.Very fair point, you never see me and Robroy in the same room together (well, not unless you get out of your layby and venture to a pub that is). The same could be said of Eagerbeaver and me… or Punchy Dan come to think of it!
If I’m going down I’m taking you all with me
A lot seems to be coming out of the closet here, certainly food for thought and you never actually know who is who on here. (just quickly checking which user name I am using) I am currently listening to Tchaikovsky symphony No6, so I will let You and Rob get back to your steak dinner
Cheers, I’m .more of a Def Leppard man myself, think Rob’s into BonJovi and The Eagles afaik.
■■■■ wrong username again!
Last time I fell over was at Dagenham at 1 am , I can only assume I caught my foot on leg of Armco , my hands were in my jacket pockets & I came down on my arm which smashed into my ribs , after getting worse ( pain ) when being interviewed about accident they got a ambulance that took me too Romford hospital with suspected broken ribs ( I’ve never been in that much pain ( journey , bumps killed me .
After x rays they said they couldn’t see any broken ribs so was discharged , still in that much pain , rang work while said get a taxi to Dagenham as no - one available to get you , we will pay , so walked to get taxi but was getting worse so asked for help as some women rang for me and took me to place to get one , journey was a nightmare as taxi driver was flying along , ignoring sleeping policemen etc , I was creased up ,
Got to Dagenham & rang my depot to be told were sending down 2 drivers to get you back tomorrow ( sat ) as no one available , just get some sleep .
I just wanted to get home as was getting worse so I decided I’d drive , shunter said you can’t , look at the state of you , but I said I’ve got to get home , So he hooked trailer up & him & his mate got me in drivers seat , how I got back I don’t know , I’ve never been in that much pain , was going to give up once or twice but kept going , thank Christ for autos,
Mrs got me from Newark & took me straight to a&e at Grantham hospital , only had 2 phone calls , one from night shift at Dagenham seeing if I was ok , and a phone call from some ■■■■■■ trying to have a pop about me driving the lorry , mrs answered & it’s not like her but she went spare , saying if you’d of picked him up from the bloody hospital in a company car & brought him back to Grantham then he wouldn’t of needed to drive the lorry , not abandon him at Romford hospital and say get a taxi , then will get you back a day later .
Next time I went to Dagenham they’d put lights along side of building !!!
I remember falling down the steps at Lauren’s & hitting head on concrete , got up & set off for Lea green but going up a1 I had wet running in my eyes , just kept wiping it , but could also feel head swelling , just kept going , got to lea green , security sat wtf have you done , said what , look in the mirror , my faces was just smeared blood , I just didn’t realise how bat it was , face was 2 times normal size , wouldn’t let me drive , , got me cleaned up a& company got drivers
there to get me straight home ( Corby chilled , what a difference )
I’ve fallen out of trailers , off cat walks , top step of cab , knocked unconscious after falling on black ice in yard , trapped by heavy cage after slipping on frozen floor
I’ve just learnt when young you just jump up and get on with it , when your old you just lie there & think why me , feeling sorry for yourself
I once ended up in Grantham hospital for stitches after falling out of bed & hitting head on door frame , mrs mates were in stitches , what’s he been upto now for you to whack him , didn’t believe I’d fallen out of bed ( fell out 4 times ) but only hurt myself once , I was just tossing & turning as job had got to me that bad , mrs put me on wall side after visit to hospital , her nurses mates were ribbing her for ages afterwards
Did it Asda Lutterworth ( ambient ) came out goods in , held door for other driver , and forgot about step!!! This week !!!
dozy:
Last time I fell over was at Dagenham at 1 am , I can only assume I caught my foot on leg of Armco , my hands were in my jacket pockets & I came down on my arm which smashed into my ribs , after getting worse ( pain ) when being interviewed about accident they got a ambulance that took me too Romford hospital with suspected broken ribs ( I’ve never been in that much pain ( journey , bumps killed me .
After x rays they said they couldn’t see any broken ribs so was discharged , still in that much pain , rang work while said get a taxi to Dagenham as no - one available to get you , we will pay , so walked to get taxi but was getting worse so asked for help as some women rang for me and took me to place to get one , journey was a nightmare as taxi driver was flying along , ignoring sleeping policemen etc , I was creased up ,
Got to Dagenham & rang my depot to be told were sending down 2 drivers to get you back tomorrow ( sat ) as no one available , just get some sleep .
I just wanted to get home as was getting worse so I decided I’d drive , shunter said you can’t , look at the state of you , but I said I’ve got to get home , So he hooked trailer up & him & his mate got me in drivers seat , how I got back I don’t know , I’ve never been in that much pain , was going to give up once or twice but kept going , thank Christ for autos,
Mrs got me from Newark & took me straight to a&e at Grantham hospital , only had 2 phone calls , one from night shift at Dagenham seeing if I was ok , and a phone call from some ■■■■■■ trying to have a pop about me driving the lorry , mrs answered & it’s not like her but she went spare , saying if you’d of picked him up from the bloody hospital in a company car & brought him back to Grantham then he wouldn’t of needed to drive the lorry , not abandon him at Romford hospital and say get a taxi , then will get you back a day later .
Next time I went to Dagenham they’d put lights along side of building !!!
I remember falling down the steps at Lauren’s & hitting head on concrete , got up & set off for Lea green but going up a1 I had wet running in my eyes , just kept wiping it , but could also feel head swelling , just kept going , got to lea green , security sat wtf have you done , said what , look in the mirror , my faces was just smeared blood , I just didn’t realise how bat it was , face was 2 times normal size , wouldn’t let me drive , , got me cleaned up a& company got drivers
there to get me straight home ( Corby chilled , what a difference )
I’ve fallen out of trailers , off cat walks , top step of cab , knocked unconscious after falling on black ice in yard , trapped by heavy cage after slipping on frozen floor
I’ve just learnt when young you just jump up and get on with it , when your old you just lie there & think why me , feeling sorry for yourself
I once ended up in Grantham hospital for stitches after falling out of bed & hitting head on door frame , mrs mates were in stitches , what’s he been upto now for you to whack him , didn’t believe I’d fallen out of bed ( fell out 4 times ) but only hurt myself once , I was just tossing & turning as job had got to me that bad , mrs put me on wall side after visit to hospital , her nurses mates were ribbing her for ages afterwards
Did it Asda Lutterworth ( ambient ) came out goods in , held door for other driver , and forgot about step!!! This week !!!
It is just so easily done Dozy, I would have driven home too given the same situation.
