Retired Old ■■■■:
Oh really, Coomsey. Now you’re being ridiculous. There would be at least seven pages, surely?
coomsey:
Retired Old ■■■■:
Oh really, Coomsey. Now you’re being ridiculous. There would be at least seven pages, surely?
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in life
coomsey:
coomsey:
Retired Old ■■■■:
Oh really, Coomsey. Now you’re being ridiculous. There would be at least seven pages, surely?
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in life
Hey “coomsey” now c’mon ! I hope you are not suggesting that if it wasn’t for “The Leatherhead Moron” this thread would have “bombed” years ago ! 
You are “dissing” all the many hours of debate over the past seven years were just superfluous I hope you never go on a camping holiday into The Forrest of Dean ! you certainly would never return from one Pal after putting forward that argument ! 
Casey, Casey what are you going to do about this Blasphemy ! 
What ! you are going to get in touch with Jimmy Young from the other side !
Dennis my good friend this thread will be ongoing for a very long time IMO, Until someone posts a genuine photo of the 8 LXB Gardner in A Big J Artic Whoever the owners are will anyone belive that they were ever fitted into one of these motors, Regards Larry.
Larry ! throw me that ■■■■■■■ life belt for ■■■■■ sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!
Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
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Larry ! throw me that [zb] life belt for [zb] sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!
Dennis you are a surviver regardless of the wet surcumstances, How the ■■■■ did your motor end up in the brink, Now dont tell me that the driver fell asleep , I would accept the a car driver cut him up mind, Im sure your driver was unhurt & little damadge to the motor,Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Bewick:
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Larry ! throw me that [zb] life belt for [zb] sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!Dennis you are a surviver regardless of the wet surcumstances, How the [zb] did your motor end up in the brink, Now dont tell me that the driver fell asleep , I would accept the a car driver cut him up mind, Im sure your driver was unhurt & little damadge to the motor,Regards Larry.
Well Larry that Driver lived in Keswick and he had just set off that particular morning on the A66,destination Whitehaven, and apparently just as he got to that part of the road all hell burst out from behind that wall where flood water had been building up all night. The locals described the incident as “Biblical” ! All we did was bring the unit home on the low loader and run it into the 'shop, remove the sump, clean the ■■■■ out and refill it with oil and away it went back onto the canal, sorry, the road ! Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
coomsey:
coomsey:
Retired Old ■■■■:
Oh really, Coomsey. Now you’re being ridiculous. There would be at least seven pages, surely?
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in life
Hey “coomsey” now c’mon ! I hope you are not suggesting that if it wasn’t for “The Leatherhead Moron” this thread would have “bombed” years ago !
All I’m saying is there’s some chiff on here n some chaff Dennis. If anybody finds me in a tent (excluding beer) I hereby give you permission to shoot me
Bewick:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Well Larry that Driver lived in Keswick and he had just set off that particular morning on the A66,destination Whitehaven, and apparently just as he got to that part of the road all hell burst out from behind that wall where flood water had been building up all night. The locals described the incident as “Biblical” ! All we did was bring the unit home on the low loader and run it into the 'shop, remove the sump, clean the [zb] out and refill it with oil and away it went back onto the canal, sorry, the road !
Brilliant! Another classic TNUK post, Dennis. Robert
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in life
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Hey “coomsey” now c’mon ! I hope you are not suggesting that if it wasn’t for “The Leatherhead Moron” this thread would have “bombed” years ago ! You are “dissing” all the many hours of debate over the past seven years were just superfluous I hope you never go on a camping holiday into The Forrest of Dean ! you certainly would never return from one Pal after putting forward that argument ! Casey, Casey what are you going to do about this Blasphemy ! What ! you are going to get in touch with Jimmy Young from the other side !
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All I’m saying is there’s some chiff on here n some chaff Dennis. If anybody finds me in a tent (excluding beer) I hereby give you permission to shoot me
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So we’ve driven another (apparently) sane bloke round the twist, have we? Now don’t thee goo down thick Vorest after dark, Coomsey. Thou’s’ll never get out agyun, mind.
Retired Old ■■■■:
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in life
Hey “coomsey” now c’mon ! I hope you are not suggesting that if it wasn’t for “The Leatherhead Moron” this thread would have “bombed” years ago ! You are “dissing” all the many hours of debate over the past seven years were just superfluous I hope you never go on a camping holiday into The Forrest of Dean ! you certainly would never return from one Pal after putting forward that argument ! Casey, Casey what are you going to do about this Blasphemy ! What ! you are going to get in touch with Jimmy Young from the other side !
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All I’m saying is there’s some chiff on here n some chaff Dennis. If anybody finds me in a tent (excluding beer) I hereby give you permission to shoot me
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So we’ve driven another (apparently) sane bloke round the twist, have we? Now don’t thee goo down thick Vorest after dark, Coomsey. Thou’s’ll never get out agyun, mind.
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Well I have a better option, Just get ■■■■■■ on good ale or Malts, Then start another day in the when you wake up , Regards Larry.
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Lawrence Dunbar:
Retired Old ■■■■:
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in lifeHey “coomsey” now c’mon ! I hope you are not suggesting that if it wasn’t for “The Leatherhead Moron” this thread would have “bombed” years ago !
All I’m saying is there’s some chiff on here n some chaff Dennis. If anybody finds me in a tent (excluding beer) I hereby give you permission to shoot me
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So we’ve driven another (apparently) sane bloke round the twist, have we? Now don’t thee goo down thick Vorest after dark, Coomsey. Thou’s’ll never get out agyun, mind.
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Well I have a better option, Just get ■■■■■■ on good ale or Malts, Then start another day in the when you wake up , Regards Larry.
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If things get too bad, Coomsey, I’ll send my nice nurse round with a large glass of the apple-flavoured medicine that’s been doing me good for the last 60-odd years!
Retired Old ■■■■:
The strange thing about it all is if somebody had asked me a year ago if I’d heard of 240 guy I wouldn’t have given a monkey’s chuff ,now it’s become my quest in life
Hey “coomsey” now c’mon ! I hope you are not suggesting that if it wasn’t for “The Leatherhead Moron” this thread would have “bombed” years ago ! You are “dissing” all the many hours of debate over the past seven years were just superfluous I hope you never go on a camping holiday into The Forrest of Dean ! you certainly would never return from one Pal after putting forward that argument ! Casey, Casey what are you going to do about this Blasphemy ! What ! you are going to get in touch with Jimmy Young from the other side !
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All I’m saying is there’s some chiff on here n some chaff Dennis. If anybody finds me in a tent (excluding beer) I hereby give you permission to shoot me
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So we’ve driven another (apparently) sane bloke round the twist, have we? Now don’t thee goo down thick Vorest after dark, Coomsey. Thou’s’ll never get out agyun, mind.
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It’s certainly not helped your language skills ROF.!!!
David
Retired Old ■■■■:
If things get too bad, Coomsey, I’ll send my nice nurse round with a large glass of the apple-flavoured medicine that’s been doing me good for the last 60-odd years!
Sounds good to me, supposing the nurse is a female of course
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Larry ! throw me that [zb] life belt for [zb] sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!
Tell me again…just EXACTLY what did the sat nav say.
Bewick:
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Larry ! throw me that [zb] life belt for [zb] sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!
The drums go on the bottom if you’re building a raft Dennis, just for future reference.
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Larry ! throw me that [zb] life belt for [zb] sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!
The drums go on the bottom if you’re building a raft Dennis, just for future reference.[/quote
Now you tell me !! what a ■■■■■■ 
Cheers Dennis.
The outfit won’t drift too far anyway. It’s got an approved boat anchor where the engine should be.
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Larry ! throw me that [zb] life belt for [zb] sake, it’s hanging on the hook 'aback 'o that wall and hurry up there’s half of Derwent lapping around me goolies eh!
Was this a re-enactment of the scene from “The Long Haul” 