Great product for the cab

[pat_hasler]

This stuff has been on the market for years, I had a mat like that in the 90’s.

[drift]

A fluff magnet, I have been trying all my life to be one of them

[seth_70]

A propper agency man gizmo

[eagerbeaver]

Seth-you are right on the money. More leads hanging out of 12v sockets than a fishbowl at crufts.

[midlifetrucker]

seth 70:
A propper agency man gizmo

I wish I was like you. One day maybe.

[eagerbeaver]

AGENCY DRIVER GIZMO LIST;

1. Phone charger. They are so [zb] that TM will need to check whereabouts every 15 mins.
2. Sat nav lead. Pointless really because they are incapable of following simple instructions.
3. Speed camera snooper. Required because they cant read the speedo. (NHS glasses far too scratched).
4. Limp compensator charger. Essential this device is charged to enable normal walking over gravel yards.
5. Lap top charger. Essential for finding a wife off thaibrides.com(although even THEY don’t want agency,so lies are in order).
6. Minature xmas tree charger. Usually Christmas by the time they get back.

[mrginge]

eagerbeaver:
AGENCY DRIVER GIZMO LIST;
6. Minature xmas tree charger. Usually Christmas by the time they get back.

Its because they only have work at Christmas.

[midlifetrucker]

I hate choosing who I work for, working when I want. Experiencing loads of different trucks and different deliveries. Oh and just for the record so far never used an agency.

[eagerbeaver]

Forgot to mention a box of tissues for drying of the eyes.

[contraflow]

midlifetrucker:
I hate choosing who I work for, working when I want. Experiencing loads of different trucks and different deliveries.

Get a proper job then.

[seth_70]

eagerbeaver:
AGENCY DRIVER GIZMO LIST;

1. Phone charger. They are so [zb] that TM will need to check whereabouts every 15 mins.
2. Sat nav lead. Pointless really because they are incapable of following simple instructions.
3. Speed camera snooper. Required because they cant read the speedo. (NHS glasses far too scratched).
4. Limp compensator charger. Essential this device is charged to enable normal walking over gravel yards.
5. Lap top charger. Essential for finding a wife off thaibrides.com(although even THEY don’t want agency,so lies are in order).
6. Minature xmas tree charger. Usually Christmas by the time they get back.

HAVE IT

[tango_boy]

eagerbeaver:
AGENCY DRIVER GIZMO LIST;

1. Phone charger. They are so [zb] that TM will need to check whereabouts every 15 mins.
2. Sat nav lead. Pointless really because they are incapable of following simple instructions.
3. Speed camera snooper. Required because they cant read the speedo. (NHS glasses far too scratched).
4. Limp compensator charger. Essential this device is charged to enable normal walking over gravel yards.
5. Lap top charger. Essential for finding a wife off thaibrides.com(although even THEY don’t want agency,so lies are in order).
6. Minature xmas tree charger. Usually Christmas by the time they get back.

You forgot hi viz and bluetooth earpiece!!!

[seth_70]

tango boy:

eagerbeaver:
AGENCY DRIVER GIZMO LIST;

1. Phone charger. They are so [zb] that TM will need to check whereabouts every 15 mins.
2. Sat nav lead. Pointless really because they are incapable of following simple instructions.
3. Speed camera snooper. Required because they cant read the speedo. (NHS glasses far too scratched).
4. Limp compensator charger. Essential this device is charged to enable normal walking over gravel yards.
5. Lap top charger. Essential for finding a wife off thaibrides.com(although even THEY don’t want agency,so lies are in order).
6. Minature xmas tree charger. Usually Christmas by the time they get back.

You forgot hi viz and bluetooth earpiece!!!

And the mix match uniform from every job they,ve been blown out from,and a rucksack that holds more than a stately home

[eagerbeaver]

EXTRA ITEMS FOR EXPERIENCED/UNABLE TO SECURE REGULAR EMPLOYMENT AGENCY WORKERS.

At the request of esteemed members on here,i will now extend the list.
It now includes MOST items required for the above mentioned helmet,not just GIZMO’S.

1. Black plastic comb.(with two teeth absent and full of dandruff).
2. Aldi/Netto carrier bag.
3. Bright coloured sunglasses. (£3.99 at filling stations when 100 litres of diesel purchased).
4. 5 x Hi viz.(assorted employers logos) As mentioned by other members.
5. Variety of ill fitting previous uniform. Again,mentioned by other members.
6. Magazine. Back Street Heroes.
7. 2009 Motorola Bluetooth earpiece.
8. Bag of lemon wipes. (scrounged from KFC).
9. E-cigarette. Repaired. (using a piece of brown packing tape found jammed behind drivers seat,whilst rooting around).
10. Huge selection of half filled in accident forms.

Will all members on here please offer suggestions on how this list can be enhanced. Regards…

[seth_70]

eagerbeaver:
EXTRA ITEMS FOR EXPERIENCED/UNABLE TO SECURE REGULAR EMPLOYMENT AGENCY WORKERS.

At the request of esteemed members on here,i will now extend the list.
It now includes MOST items required for the above mentioned helmet,not just GIZMO’S.

1. Black plastic comb.(with two teeth absent and full of dandruff).
2. Aldi/Netto carrier bag.
3. Bright coloured sunglasses. (£3.99 at filling stations when 100 litres of diesel purchased).
4. 5 x Hi viz.(assorted employers logos) As mentioned by other members.
5. Variety of ill fitting previous uniform. Again,mentioned by other members.
6. Magazine. Back Street Heroes.
7. 2009 Motorola Bluetooth earpiece.
8. Bag of lemon wipes. (scrounged from KFC).
9. E-cigarette. Repaired. (using a piece of brown packing tape found jammed behind drivers seat,whilst rooting around).
10. Huge selection of half filled in accident forms.

Will all members on here please offer suggestions on how this list can be enhanced. Regards…

Aldi cheap and nasty work boots[or riggers],ex army combat pants and a tacky ill fitting baseball cap[to hide greasy hair]are a must for newby agency men

[desypete]

Contraflow:

midlifetrucker:
I hate choosing who I work for, working when I want. Experiencing loads of different trucks and different deliveries.

Get a proper job then.

call driving automatics a proper job. doesn’t matter if there agency or driving Muppet who work for less money, sorry i mean employed, there all the same to me. muppets

[f-reds]

desypete:
call driving automatics a proper job. doesn’t matter if there agency or driving Muppet who work for less money, sorry i mean employed, there all the same to me. muppets

Aaaw, still waiting for someone to take the 35 hours CPC for you sweetie??