dieseldog999:
up in Scotland when we go mountain climbing and need to get rescued in extreme conditions,then the rescue team survival kit is …a denim jacket,10 regal,and a bottle of girders…irn bru to the uninitiated…
you BRTD… ■■■■ near choked tae death don’t forget the sarcastic smile.
dieseldog999:
up in Scotland when we go mountain climbing and need to get rescued in extreme conditions,then the rescue team survival kit is …a denim jacket,10 regal,and a bottle of girders…irn bru to the uninitiated…
Naw naw dog, tis the BUCKIE noo. Keeps they nads warm near some fair maidens front exhaust. Bru’s awld hat, disni dae ur teeth any gid that stuff anyway.
Dont forget to take chequebook .
Is more efficient to give money direct , rather than having english government do it .
And if anyone asks your opinion always say No .
You can then be a yellow belly and vote Yes once back in secrecy of your truck
Supatramp:
robroy:
Supatramp:
I think it was mentioned recently on another thread, ‘Scotch’ is the adjective used with items which can be eaten or drunk. Hence, Scotch whisky, Scotch lamb.The country is Scotland, Scots are the people and the language, and Scottish is the adjective used with items other than those which can be eaten or drunk.
Here endeth the lesson!
Yeh, Cheers mate, ok, I do know that, it’s just a bit of an ongoing gag between HS and myself.
btw. Just to blow your theory…Scotch Corner
But Scotch Corner is in England, enough said?!
‘Scotch Kershope’ isn’t though. 
boredwivdrivin:
Dont forget to take chequebook .Is more efficient to give money direct , rather than having english government do it .
And if anyone asks your opinion always say No .
You can then be a yellow belly and vote Yes once back in secrecy of your truck
Well done mate,comments like that just help to strenghthen the Nationalist cause.Kn@b! 
GOG47:
boredwivdrivin:
Dont forget to take chequebook .Is more efficient to give money direct , rather than having english government do it .
And if anyone asks your opinion always say No .
You can then be a yellow belly and vote Yes once back in secrecy of your truck
Well done mate,comments like that just help to strenghthen the Nationalist cause.Kn@b!
Don’t feed the troll. . 
Well, that was an epic day.
Setting off from the base camp in Preston, the weather tried all it could to deny the good people of Kirkcaldy their cake bags. At times it was unclear wether progress was made on the road, or if a detour via the Lancaster canal was used. Not deterred, the good DAF didn’t miss a beat, and shortly before midday, Kirkcaldy appeared over the horizon. Despite being so far from civilisation, the natives spoke passable English , and after a short delay of only some two hours, my trailer was bereft of cake wrappers, and the trusty DAF turned to burn south, destinaton Toon.
A quick run down the A68 should do the trick. But lest the unwary skipper gets to sponsor the local police Christmas do, he better remember that the Scottish Constabulary have not noticed that the grown-ups beyond the wall have adjusted their speed limits to 21st century levels. The tipper skipper who was so eager to get passed me, as we turned onto the A68, must have failed to notice the police car following him… until a few miles later in a lay-by, when he appeared to be discussing his donation in the back of said police car.
And if you have children who like white knuckles, and pester you to go and spend a days wages to stand in queues all day, look no further than the A68 for free white knuckle entertainment.
Treating myself to a hard earned pint of ale tonight. Still can’t understand the natives very well, but at least they use normal bank notes.
robroy:
Where’s Happysack when you need him?
He’ll be only to pleased to advise you on going ‘up Scotch’ ‘Scotch’ traffic, and generally all things…‘Scotch’
‘Scotch’ is his specialist subject.Waiting for his reply, (predictably a two word answer ending in ‘off’ [emoji38] )
Sorry Mr Roy, but just seen this thread. Hope you had a good Christmas and that you also have a wonderful new year. Also may I just add, ■■■■ off. [emoji8]
happysack:
robroy:
Where’s Happysack when you need him?
He’ll be only to pleased to advise you on going ‘up Scotch’ ‘Scotch’ traffic, and generally all things…‘Scotch’
‘Scotch’ is his specialist subject.Waiting for his reply, (predictably a two word answer ending in ‘off’ [emoji38] )
Sorry Mr Roy, but just seen this thread. Hope you had a good Christmas and that you also have a wonderful new year. Also may I just add, [zb] off. [emoji8]
You’re slipping bud, it doesn’t usually take you a month to tell me to ■■■■ off 
Yeh cheers mate, Happy new year to you too.
Many apologies as during the festivities I’m very happy due to drinking “scotch”
happysack:
Many apologies as during the festivities I’m very happy due to drinking “scotch”
Careful people, Jimmy Crankie’s on one…
Evil8Beezle:
happysack:
Many apologies as during the festivities I’m very happy due to drinking “scotch”Careful people, Jimmy Crankie’s on one…
I am not Nicola fishy face sturgeon. I’d rather be a southern agency van driver.
