Saw one written in dirt on back of van
" Beer "…It’s not just for breakfast !
The car in front is my crumple zone… 
emmerson2:
I used to work for P*****force, and parked one day next to a Tufnells van. You know, the ones with the “Big green parcel machine” logo. Got back to my van, and someone had written in the dirt on the back " The little red parcel shed!". I left it on there for weeks, until the boss saw it.
Genius
Auto Recoveries from Carlisle have “We meet by accident” on the back of the recovery trucks.
Don’t follow me I’m lost too…
580 horses and 1 stallion…
FriskyScaniaman:
Don’t follow me I’m lost too…580 horses and 1 stallion…
580 Horses 1 ■■■
Saw this on the back of Stan Stocks tipper= We travel for Gravel.
I had “one by one the penguins keep stealing my sanity” on the back ov my old Magnum 
A few years go in London in the back of a carpet fitters van “get laid by a professional!”
Seen on a van in the livery of a fruit company outside Euston Station earlier today:
No bananas left in this vehicle overnight
I used to have this on my cab door “lost your cat… Try looking under my Tyres”
Seen on the back of veh: of lift installers and maintenace company – Do not accept a lift from a stranger
Many…many moons ago on the back doors of a trailer someone had written…
"Sorry kids Christmas is cancelled this year…
Eddie Stobart has undercut Santa Claus".
Scaffs
Satisfaction with every erection
Solly:
Many…many moons ago on the back doors of a trailer someone had written…
"Sorry kids Christmas is cancelled this year…Eddie Stobart has undercut Santa Claus".
it would not suprise me
Above the door of a Scania parked in Carlisle last night.
“I don’t need ■■■, the government f**ks me everyday”.
Tried to get a pic but was too dark
Chris Waite livestock truck
If it ■■■■■■ we shift it