dozy:
Went in chip shop just up from chesterfield f.c ground,ordered a fish cake and then nice lady said only fish cake yes just a fishcake( don’t get paid until Friday ), anyway she says here have some chips as well,piles on a load of them.
So if your after some free grub pop in ,but don’t order pie+ chips!fish + chips!order just pie!fish and you might get the chips free .
Top,tip ,pay women I.e 90 p for fish cake in 5p pieces,she’ll think your hard up,and take pity on you.
Just up,from chesterfield f.c,luminoseblue light round windows,don’t all go in at once as it’s a bit obvious
Glad I’m not that skint I can’t afford a bag of chips… It’s been raining tonight I feel sorry for you, your cardboard box must be ruined ah well there must be some nice big bins round the back of Aldi to jump in. And if ya lucky they’ll be throwing out the off dates soon so you and your lass can have a top notch scoff!!! (White lightning £1 a litre) go on spoil her… She’s only 16 once!!
Young_AL:
Glad I’m not that skint I can’t afford a bag of chips… It’s been raining tonight I feel sorry for you, your cardboard box must be ruined ah well there must be some nice big bins round the back of Aldi to jump in. And if ya lucky they’ll be throwing out the off dates soon so you and your lass can have a top notch scoff!!! (White lightning £1 a litre) go on spoil her… She’s only 16 once!!
Dozy, looks like you’ve had you’re chips with this lot !!! For the henious crime of telling us you got given some chips for free they’ve questioned your parentage ? !!!
In any normal real life conversation people would say…“hey , that was alright wasn’t it .” Not this lot though !!!
And in any real conversation with lorry drivers they usually say…" i bring my own food, i can’t afford to eat out"
You can’t win.
Mike-C:
Dozy, looks like you’ve had you’re chips with this lot !!! For the henious crime of telling us you got given some chips for free they’ve questioned your parentage ? !!!
In any normal real life conversation people would say…“hey , that was alright wasn’t it .” Not this lot though !!!
And in any real conversation with lorry drivers they usually say…" i bring my own food, i can’t afford to eat out"
You can’t win.
Spot on mike,they know were on soup kitchen money
Descp. U/t. Rate. Cash
D/sb. 6.00. 5.0000. 30.00
M/a. 6.00. 15.000. 90.00
M-f 6-18. 26.00. 7.75. 201.52
M-f 18-6. 18.25. 8.67. 158.24
Sat days. 4.00. 10.1. 40.40
Sat days. 7.75. 11.63. 90.13
Sun days. 11.75. 11.12. 130.66ther
Gross. 740.95
Net. 586.69
This is all bloody earned last week and they have a go at me for accepting a free bloody bag of chips .jesus what did they want me too do turn it down.
It’s alright living in there ivory towers earning 1,000, p.w,but they ought to spare a thought for us less fortunate amongst us
I went in tonight to give her the 90 p for the chips,but she refused it,and told me too buy some new shoes( having to wear plastic bags round them too keep my feet dry.
Cutting electric of in morning ,probably not post again,Thanks for all your help over the years mike,the rest can rot in hell
Mike, getting a bag of chips for free is fine, and we’d probably all have been saying “hey, nice one Dozy” if he’d just posted about how he had a free bag of chips because he winked at the woman in the shop, or whatever. It was his follow up of how we should all go in there and try it on because the woman’s a soft touch, and he’s going to tell all his mates and spread the word around “Rovers Board” (whatever that is) and encourage everyone he knows to take advantage of this woman’s generosity that annoyed me. If it’s a joke, it’s not funny, and if it’s not a joke, he’s an arse.
Rhythm Thief:
Mike, getting a bag of chips for free is fine, and we’d probably all have been saying “hey, nice one Dozy” if he’d just posted about how he had a free bag of chips because he winked at the woman in the shop, or whatever. It was his follow up of how we should all go in there and try it on because the woman’s a soft touch, and he’s going to tell all his mates and spread the word around “Rovers Board” (whatever that is) and encourage everyone he knows to take advantage of this woman’s generosity that annoyed me. If it’s a joke, it’s not funny, and if it’s not a joke, he’s an arse.
A lively forum needs entertaining characters.
And whilst I’ve never agreed with a single thing I’ve seen you post in my short time on here, I can’t deny that you’re definitely entertaining and a character and the forum will be the worse for your departure!
yes just a fishcake( don’t get paid until Friday
), anyway she says here have some chips as well,piles on a load of them.
